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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2731 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
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