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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4922 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 134 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.
So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.