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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9308 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3278 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 2819 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.
So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.