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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5180 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6665 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 1668 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.
So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.