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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8926 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2938 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3984 |
Welcome to Throte Breakfast, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.
So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?
