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Cortisol Craft: No Wake Stress

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

hey u there! r u tired of waking up stressed out cuz of cortisol? well, join our epic minecraft server and never worry about that again! we got magical potions that make cortisol disappear like poof!

our server is so lit, even before u wake up, ur body is already prepping for all the fun u gonna have. we got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (shh, don’t tell anyone).

so come join us and say goodbye to cortisol stress, hello to endless fun! trust us, u won’t regret it. just remember to set ur alarm so u don’t miss out on all the action. see u there!

Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

arm piece, asshole spots, blocky, capcom, convenience, Cryptic, Expense, Explanation, Father, funny, future son, Gaming, Light, Mania, Mega Man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Random, retro gaming, Server, Son, upgrade pods, video games, x1

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Potions Brewed:	146
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gods themselves like to play pranks on unsuspecting players! Join us and experience the thrill of searching for upgrade pods in the most ridiculous and cryptic locations imaginable.

Legend has it that Light, the mischievous deity of upgrades, decided to mess with his future son by hiding upgrade pods in the most random and inconvenient spots. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges and puzzles you’ll have to solve to find them all!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. Imagine the look on X’s face when he realizes he’s been pranked by his own father! So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Light’s sense of humor).

OgreCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Digital Currency, funny, humor, Internet Sensation, investing, meme coin, Meme culture, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Ogre, OgreCraft, online currency, pop culture, Server, shrek, Shrekcoin, Ultimate, viral

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	920	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	1276	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… SHREK! That’s right, Shrek himself was guarding the treasure, and he challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say, Shrek has some sick moves. So, if you want to dance with Shrek, mine for treasure, and ride unicorns into battle, then you better join our server ASAP. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at fucking SHREK.shrekcoin (dot) me!

PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

AITAH, borrowing without permission, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, lack of consideration, Minecraft, personal belongings, property ownership, PropertyPayback, roommate accountability, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, stolen property

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of roommates who steal your stuff and then have the audacity to call you rude for asking for it back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where no one can “borrow” your virtual items without permission.

At our server, you won’t have to worry about someone taking your portable charger and leaving it at their boyfriend’s house. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms without any roommate drama. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your real-life roommate woes, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a roommate named Aalachia.

SisControlCraft

arguments, Bad Influence, brother, Controlling, Doctor, electronics, family, fast food, GROUNDED, INDEPENDENCE, Jealousy, parenting, private school, rated R movie, rules, rv, sibling rivalry, SisControlCraft, sister, Summer, travel

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the controlling clutches of your sister and finally live your best virtual life! Join us for a chance to sit in the front seat of any virtual vehicle, eat unlimited fries and snacks, and even watch rated R movies without getting in trouble.

Explore our virtual world and travel around the country in an RV with your cool brother who always has your back. No more bedtime restrictions or unhealthy food bans – on this server, you make the rules!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure where you can be independent, make new friends, and maybe even get grounded for calling someone controlling and jealous – but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

MineCrafty Mysteries Server

#clues, Breakthrough, cold case, crime, Disappearance, discovery, Evidence, forensic analysis., History, investigation, Lifetime, minecrafty, Mysteries, Paranormal, potential solutions, Science, serious, Server, solved, speculation, Technology, theories, unsolved mystery

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring old mysteries that never seem to get solved? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and put your detective skills to the test as you uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary diamond sword of power. Rumor has it that it’s hidden somewhere in the depths of our server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be the one to finally solve this age-old mystery and claim the sword for yourself? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockyDeathWish

afterlife beliefs, BlockyDeathWish, Choices, chosen ending, death, dying process, dying wishes, end of life, eternal rest, final destination, final exit, final moments, last breath, Life after death., mortality, peaceful passing, personal decisions, Preferences, preferred death, preferred method, ultimate fate

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Emeralds Found:	1807
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you die! Want to go out in a blaze of glory fighting a horde of zombies? Done. Prefer to be squished by a giant slime? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures where the only limit is your imagination. Build a roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava, or create a maze filled with deadly traps that will leave your friends scratching their heads (and respawning).

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, the only way out is in a spectacularly ridiculous death of your choosing!

CraftyConscious

awakening, awakening of consciousness, Being, Consciousness, Cosmic, Cosmic Consciousness, CraftyConscious, Deep thought, enlightenment, Existence, Existential, first, History, introspection, Metaphysical, Origin, Philosophical, SELF AWARENESS, self-realization, Universe, Wake Up

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

and decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. this server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. if you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of rainbow sheep and flying llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds the end of the maze will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

Oh, did I mention that our server is also home to a tribe of friendly aliens who love to trade with players? They have technology beyond your wildest dreams, like jetpacks and laser guns. Just be careful not to accidentally start a galactic war while trading with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire universe. Or at least the ruler of our server, which is pretty much the same thing.

GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

craniomandibular, dicynodont therapsid, Edition, extinct genus, Gordonia traquairi, GordoniaCraft, Late Permian, Micro-CT data, neuroanatomy, permian, scotland

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8052
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!