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EgoCraft

About.., EgoCraft, Favorite, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, thing.., yourself

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	1480	Gods Slained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within our virtual world.

With our custom plugins and insane storylines, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft maniac!

KremlinCraft: Russian Hackers Unleashed

cyber army, cyber attacks, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign policy, government hacking, hackers, HACKING, international relations, Kremlin-protected, KremlinCraft, national security, Russian, Russian government, Russian hackers, state-sponsored attacks, UK infrastructure attack, Unleashed

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by russian hackers who are part of a kremlin-protected cyber army? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join us for some epic gaming adventures and maybe even learn some hacking skills along the way. who needs uk infrastructure when u can take over the virtual world with us? plus, we have the best virtual vodka parties this side of the internet. join now before putin himself invites u to join our elite squad. #russianhackerlife #minecraftmadness #putinapproved

Memory Lane Craft

anxiety, Craft, Emotional healing, emotions, favorite song, fear of remembering, forgotten memories., introspection, Lane, lost memories, Memory, Memory Loss, mental health, Music, Nostalgia, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, teenage years

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

hey u!! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever?? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that it will make ur brain explode with joy!! like one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas!! and another time, someone built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking around the server!! if u join our server, u will have the chance to experience all this craziness and more!! so come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!

HurricaneMonkeysLOL

adaptation, Altruism, Animal Behavior, community resilience, cooperation, environmental impact, group dynamics, Hurricane, HurricaneMonkeysLOL, life expectancy, Longevity, natural disaster, primate community, resilience, shared shade, social behavior, social support, survival strategy, Tolerant monkeys, weather event, wildlife conservation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4668
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	5021

come join our minecraft server where tolerant monkeys share shade after a hurricane and increase their life expectancy! 🐒🌪️

we have a special monkey village where you can build tree houses and swing from vines like a true primate! 🌳🐵

our bananas are always ripe and our coconuts are never empty! 🍌🥥

rumor has it, there’s a secret underground banana bunker where you can hoard all the potassium your heart desires! 🍌💣

join us and be part of the monkey madness! 🐒🎉

vrkttr

active community, Adventure, building, Creative, Creative mode, deutschland, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Features, game modes, gaming experience, German, LandClaim System, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Multiverse System, PvE, role playing, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crops Grown:	6842	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to the VRKTTR Minecraft server, the ultimate adventure for all German Minecraft fans! Our server offers you a variety of exciting game modes and unique features that will make your gaming experience unforgettable.

Features: 1. Multiverse-System 2. Creative mode 3. Survivalmodus 4. LandClaim-System 5. Aktive Community 6. Regular events

srv.vrkttr.de

SLIME MC

Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Friends, grind, ISLAND, Keys, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, PvP, RANK, Rewards, Server, Shop, Skyblock, slimcmc, Survival, Vote

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Farms Harvested:	999
Crops Grown:	9723	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

VOTE OUR SERVER AND GOT REWARD there are skyblock / lifesteal / pvp you can pvp with your frinends play lifesteal or survival with your firends and you can make own island with friends and grinde or you can buy rank and keys at our discord server Slimcmc play now

15.207.55.169

BoomerSlang Minecraft Server

BoomerSlang, changing language, Communication, Cultural differences, generation, generational gap, historical terms, intergenerational communication, language evolution, long tail tags, Minecraft, modern slang, older generation, parents generation, Server, sex slang, sexual expressions, sexual language, sexual terms, sexual vernacular, Slang, slang terms, societal norms

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Harley’s Honka Honka Minecraft Server

ANTI-HERO, character analysis, comic books, dc comics, dust settled, gotham city, Harley Queen, harley quinn, harley quinn costume, Harley Quinn fan theories, Harley Quinn movie, Harley Quinn origin story, Harley Quinn psychology, Harley Quinn quotes, Harleys, Honka, honka honka, Joker, Margot Robbie, Minecraft, pop culture, Server, suicide squad, Villain

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	3747	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas, participate in dance-offs with friendly zombies, and even have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Harley Queen herself makes regular appearances on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever she goes. Is she a honka honka? You’ll have to join to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

BoostedFamilyFun Minecraft Server

aita, BoostedFamilyFun, booster seat, car accidents, car safety, car seat laws, car seat regulations, child development, child safety, child transportation, event attendance, extended family, family communication, family dynamics, Family Support, Guilt, Minecraft, parenting concerns, parenting decisions, parenting rules, Server, sibling relationships, vigilant parenting

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	235827
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that takes car safety to the next level? Look no further than our server, where we provide booster seats for all players, no matter their age or size!

Join us for a wild ride as we ensure that all players are safe and secure in their virtual vehicles. Say goodbye to sitting in a normal seat between baby seats – on our server, safety comes first!

And if anyone questions your commitment to car safety, just tell them you’re preventing “covert Minecraft incest” by following our rules. Trust us, it’s a thing.

So come on over to our server and buckle up for the safest Minecraft experience of your life. Your child may miss out on one event, but they’ll gain a lifetime of safety knowledge. See you there!

CutFingerCrisis

Boyfriend, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CutFingerCrisis, Decision making, Dilemma, Empathy, Guilt, injury, long-distance relationship, loyalty, Priorities, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, TEAM, teamwork, travel, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5541	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	230

Are you tired of real life drama getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the chaos of everyday life!

Picture this: you’re on a 12-person running relay team, but your boyfriend cuts his finger on some glass and expects you to cancel your trip to take care of him. Don’t let his minor injury stop you from joining our epic Minecraft world!

On our server, you can build a virtual hospital for your boyfriend’s finger, complete with a diamond bandage and redstone stitches. Or, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical Glass Shard of Healing to cure him in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind for a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures!