🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 423 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 2160 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.
So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.