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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7848 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1638 |
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