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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9132 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
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