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  • /SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

    /SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 6592
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

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    Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

    But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

    Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 1577
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 82
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Ores Mined: 6421 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 37

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    Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

    So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

    Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 8661
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 15
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

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    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

    Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 2082
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

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    1. Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!

    2. Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?

    3. Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

    Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 5691
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 100
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

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    Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vivi’s Minecraft Server: Me, Myself, and Vivi

    Vivi’s Minecraft Server: Me, Myself, and Vivi
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 8267
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 229 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Love Letters Sent: 9

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual party hosted by Vivi herself! She’s basically the queen of the server, and her cuteness and demure nature will make you feel right at home. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a dance party or two (virtual dance moves only, of course). So why join our server? Because Vivi said so, and who are we to argue with the queen?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Up or Down Minecraft SMP

    Up or Down Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 7151
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Magic Items Found: 5262 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can only build up and down? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build sideways, diagonally, and even upside down if you want! We’ve got gravity-defying builds that will make your head spin (literally)!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Auto Attack Avoidance Minecraft Server

    Auto Attack Avoidance Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 1137
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 102 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have banned auto attacking because we believe in good old-fashioned manual labor. That’s right, no more lazy players just sitting back and letting their swords do all the work. Join us and experience the thrill of actually having to swing your sword yourself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • I’m Gonna Hurt You Minecraft SMP

    I’m Gonna Hurt You Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 8090
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 75 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 21

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    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.

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