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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9488 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
