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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4807 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!