Salamander Junior High School
The Salamander SMP is a cool Minecraft community where everyone is nice and friendly. They have their own world where they play together and talk a lot.
If you want to join, just fill out a form on Discord to get in!
54.39.239.44:25578
Join us if you want to experience epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers, ride on flying pigs, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows.
Our server is so awesome that even Trump supporters have abandoned their political beliefs after witnessing the sheer awesomeness of our virtual world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!
Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!
Imagine a world where you can have dinner without a pair of puppy eyes staring at you, or where you can have some alone time with your fiancé without the constant presence of a clingy pooch. On our server, the only pets allowed are virtual ones that won’t demand your attention 24/7.
Say goodbye to dog hair on your clothes and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and reclaim your sanity from the clutches of a dog that won’t let you have a moment of peace. Who knew Minecraft could be the escape you needed from a doggone situation like this?
We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.
But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.
Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!
Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build a virtual world for your little ones, all while dodging judgmental siblings who think they know best. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find hidden treasures in your virtual diaper boxes and formula cans!
Don’t let anyone make you feel like an aita for wanting to keep what’s rightfully yours. Come join our server and let’s show the world that parenting knows no gender boundaries!
