Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a mysterious figure approaches you. She offers to…uh, provide some special services, but here’s the catch – she’s a hardcore Trump supporter. Like, full-on MAGA crazy. And get this, she actually supported the actions of the January 6th rioters.
Now, we know what you’re thinking – why would anyone want to get involved with someone like that? But hey, this is Minecraft, anything can happen! So, are you brave enough to take the plunge and see what this wild ride has in store for you? Join our server now and find out! (Disclaimer: we do not actually condone any of the actions mentioned above, this is all just for fun and laughs!)
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!
Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?
But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.
So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!
1. We have a secret underground society of pigs who have taken over the server and demand to be worshiped as the true rulers of Minecraft. Bow down to your new pig overlords!
2. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with traps, fake treasure chests, and surprise attacks from invisible chickens. Good luck trying to survive that madness!
3. We have a “reverse griefing” policy where instead of banning griefers, we make them build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks as punishment. It’s like a twisted version of community service!
4. Our staff members are actually a group of mischievous Endermen who love to teleport players to random locations just for fun. Who needs teleportation commands when you have teleporting Endermen?
5. And finally, our motto is “What is something that is wrong when I do it but it’s ok when you do it?” So basically, anything goes on this server – as long as it’s hilarious and ridiculous!
So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!
In our Might Is Right world, every tribe is out for themselves and conquering enemy tribes is the ultimate goal. But why hate on the jews? Is it because they’re winning and you’re losing? Or maybe it’s because of the methods they use? But hey, in this crazy world, survival of the fittest is the #1 principle, so no need to whine about it!
So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner tribal warrior. Who knows, you might even make some new friends (or enemies, but that’s all part of the fun)! See you in the game, and remember, this is the thread you’ve been waiting for!
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Survival Multiplayer (SMP) | Immerse yourself in a dynamic world full of unique biomes and hidden treasures. |
| Custom Modpack – Full Steam Ahead | Dive into a unique Minecraft experience with new features, items, and mechanics. |
| Expansive World | Explore a vast and diverse world filled with stunning landscapes and hidden treasures. |
| Community-Driven | Engage with fellow players, showcase your creations, and collaborate on exciting projects. |
| Events and Challenges | Participate in thrilling events and challenges hosted by the dedicated staff team. |
| Friendly Staff | Approachable and helpful staff ready to assist players with an intuitive ticket system. |
| Questing and Adventure | Embark on epic quests, battle custom mobs, and solve intricate puzzles. |
| Evolving Parkour in main Hub | Enjoy parkour challenges in the main hub area. |
Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.
Vita MC is compatible with Minecraft versions 1.9 and upwards.
You can participate in events and challenges hosted by our staff team by staying updated on the server announcements and event schedules.
Yes, we have specific rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and respectful community environment. These rules are outlined on our website and enforced by our staff team.
You can reach out to our approachable and helpful staff team through our intuitive ticket system on the server. They are available to assist you with any issues you may encounter.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare diamonds. Legend has it that they became the richest player in all of Minecraft land, building a castle made entirely of emerald blocks and riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic duels for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter the mythical Herobrine, who will either help you on your quest or turn your world upside down with his mischievous tricks.
So come on and join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a blast! Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build the most epic daycare center in the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. So come on, join us and prove to your neighbor that you’re not just a free babysitter – you’re a Minecraft legend in the making!
But be warned, the riches come with a price – you must battle the evil Ender Dragon who is hoarding all the wealth in the world. Will you be able to defeat him and claim your rightful place as the ultimate rich player on the server? Join now and find out!
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing skeletons who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that will transport you to a magical land where all the trees are made of cotton candy.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown!
Welcome to Amythyst SMP! The server just started yesterday, we are a vanilla server with some quality of life plug ins! Such as Ore Vein Miner, TPA, home, claims, etc. and we are looking for newer players!
15.235.42.209:2628
| Server Details |
|---|
| Server Type: Lifesteal-based |
| Features: Mobs stronger, quests, dailyquests, jobs, skills, custom gear, custom crates, vote crates |
| Other Features: Custom commands, Piñata room for Vote Parties, AFK zone, coinshop, custom cosmetics |
| IP Address: play.goldenpixel.org |
| Versions: 1.16 – 1.21 |
| Discord: https://discord.gg/UdxdG6T9 |
A: Golden Pixel is a lifesteal-based server with stronger mobs, custom gear, and a variety of exciting features for all types of players.
A: Yes! Joining during beta testing earns you exclusive rewards for when the server officially launches.
A: We are looking for players who enjoy playing in a fun, family-friendly environment, respect other players, love to explore and build, and want to be part of a vibrant community.
A: Simply use the IP address play.goldenpixel.org and make sure you are using versions 1.16 – 1.21 of Minecraft.