come join our minecraft server where we promote traditional russian spiritual and moral values just like vladimir putin wants!!! build a church, pray to the minecraft gods, and spread love and peace in the virtual world!!! putin himself will log on to check on your progress and maybe even give you a virtual high five!!! who needs real life when you can live out your russian dreams in minecraft??? join now and become a true russian warrior!!! da da da!!!
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PutinCraft: Spreading Russian Values Abroad
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QualityCraft – Save the Dying Fun!
The ability to resist joining our Minecraft server! Seriously, it’s spreading faster than a zombie apocalypse in a village with no iron golems. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig. Don’t miss out on the chance to battle a dragon with a sword made of enchanted bacon. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Steve shine!
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BlockheadsRUs
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets racial tension in a blocky world of chaos! Join us for a chance to navigate through relationships, confront bigotry, and unleash your inner drama llama.Embark on a quest to prove your worth in the face of ignorant parents and stand up for what’s right, even if it means facing the silent treatment from your boyfriend. Will you be the hero who stands up against racism, or will you be labeled as the ultimate AH?
With crazy storylines like these, who needs reality TV when you can experience it all in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Remember, in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your boyfriend’s silent treatment).
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Blocky Mouse: The Bad Message Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Disney movie on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical adventures and questionable life lessons.Ever wondered what it would be like if Simba joined forces with Thanos to take over the Pride Lands? Or if Elsa accidentally turned Arendelle into a giant ice cube and had to team up with Iron Man to thaw it out? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs a moral compass when you have a diamond sword and a sense of humor? So come on down and join the fun – just remember to leave your sanity at the door!
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LiarCraft: Strictly Skilled!
so like, this server is like the ultimate training ground for liars, man. if you got strict parents who always catch you sneaking out or lying about your homework, then this is the place for you. we got secret hideouts, sneaky traps, and a whole bunch of other stuff to help you become a master at deception. plus, we got a secret society of ninja cats who will teach you their ways of stealth and cunning. join now and become the ultimate liar in Minecraft history!
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GymCreeperAlert!
Looking for a Minecraft server that values loyalty and respect? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for shady behavior like flirting with hot gym guys while married!Join us for a server filled with players who understand the importance of faithfulness and commitment. We don’t tolerate any funny business, so you can game in peace without worrying about your significant other getting hit on by virtual gym bros.
Our server is a safe space for those who believe in being faithful to their partners, unlike some people who think it’s okay to check out other players’ pixels behind their backs. So come join us and let’s build a world where loyalty reigns supreme!
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CartBlockers Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people just stand in doorways and leave shopping carts everywhere like a bunch of heathens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a direct line to Jesus himself who will smite anyone who dares commit such atrocities! Join us for a divine gaming experience where you can build, mine, and unleash holy retribution on those who dare to block your path or litter the virtual parking lot. Praise be to blocky Jesus!
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CraftyLiarz
Have you ever told your friends you were a Minecraft pro, but in reality, you couldn’t even build a proper dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally live out that lie and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the hero you always pretended to be – join our server now and start living the Minecraft dream!
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KarmaCraft: Expect the Unexpected
join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on a dragon and battle evil witches. but watch out for the talking trees, they might steal your diamonds!we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken so you can rule the land with your pecking powers. and don’t forget about our disco party every friday night in the nether realm, where the zombies bust a move and the skeletons break it down.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just remember, what happens in minecraft, stays in minecraft.
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BibleSchoolDropout
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (literally)! Join us for a wild ride through blocky paradise where you can build your own virtual church and teach your kids the Bible in a fun and interactive way.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own religion worshipping a giant block of cheese. Join them in their cheesy quest for enlightenment and maybe even score some delicious snacks along the way.
So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure? Come join us today and let the blocky shenanigans begin!