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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8663 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Animals Bred: | 11 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 3454 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they will rain down diamonds and golden apples upon u, making u the richest player in alllll the land. u will be able to ride a unicorn through a rainbow and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile on ur face.
but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u the ultimate minecraft warrior. u will be able to build a castle in the sky, tame a pack of wild wolves to do ur bidding, and summon a herd of llamas to spit on ur enemies.
so, what r u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, if one Siamese twin is convicted of murder, would the other one have to go to jail? just kidding, that has nothing to do with anything. just join the server, okay? cool, see u there!
