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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2531 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 188 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
