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SagaCraft – Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, realistic Minecraft servers where everyone just talks things out and tries to be diplomatic? Join our server and embrace your inner Viking like Thorfinn! Our server is full of adventure, danger, and epic battles that will make you feel like a true warrior.Forget about solving everything with talking, on our server you’ll have to fight for your survival and conquer new lands just like Thorfinn. Our community is full of like-minded players who are ready to raid, pillage, and explore new worlds together.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and live out your Viking fantasies? Join today and become a legendary warrior in a world where diplomacy is for the weak!
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CraftyCashCrew
Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players who make over $150k a year! Why settle for iron armor when you can afford diamond everything?Join our server and experience the luxurious life of a high roller in Minecraft. Build your mansion out of solid gold blocks, ride around on a diamond-encrusted minecart, and hire villagers to do all the grunt work for you. Who needs to mine for resources when you can just buy them with your fat stacks of emeralds?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our exclusive VIP lounge features a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility.
So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level (literally), join our server for a truly opulent gaming experience. Who needs real life riches when you can be a virtual baller in Minecraft?
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SeaLevelSOSCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the ocean is overflowing with diamonds and emeralds! the UN chief is sending out a global SOS because our server is so lit, the sea-level rise is outstripping the global average! swim with dolphins and build underwater castles before the ocean takes over the whole world! hurry and join before you have to craft a boat just to log in! -
SpudCraft: The Potato Patch of Vanilla Goodness
SpudCraft Minecraft Server Overview
Features Trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft Easy way to get back to spawn using /spawn command Simple voice chat mod Purely vanilla with essential datapacks 15-year-old age requirement for maturity Kind, mature, and interactive community Collaborative build projects, events, and game nights BlueMap for world exploration Custom world generation SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it around two months old! Join the Discord and submit your application to be a part of this welcoming community.
Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer What is SpudCraft? SpudCraft is a community united by our love for Minecraft, aiming to grow into a safe and trusting community. What features does SpudCraft offer? - Trust-based diamond economy system
- /spawn command to return to spawn
- Simple voice chat mod
- Purely vanilla with essential datapacks
- 15-year-old age requirement
- Kind, mature, and interactive community
- Collaborative build projects, events, game nights
- BlueMap for world exploration
- Custom world generation
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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where cute affectionate couples can bang freely! Unlike major porn sites, we encourage users to upload their original, non-commercial content of adorable Minecraft couples getting it on. Say goodbye to the days of only seeing fake professional porn, because here you can witness the real deal with our “amateur” players who are anything but fake. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks in our virtual world! -
SteamyRemasteredMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most lit parties in the Nether.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret skin that turns you into a flying pig with laser eyes. Plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you infinite health and super speed.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now before it gets delisted from Steam for being too crazy and chaotic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Dad’sPassNoWait Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have real-life soap opera drama happening every day!Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 39-year-old woman, her 42-year-old boyfriend, and her 4-year-old daughter as they navigate love, betrayal, and inheritance disputes. Will the boyfriend inherit the house and refuse to move out, causing chaos and mayhem in their virtual world? Only time will tell!
Forget about building pixelated castles and farms, come join us for the ultimate reality show experience in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
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LaundryGriefer420
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with laundry thieves like the one in this story! Join us and never worry about someone touching your virtual blocks without permission.Our server is filled with magical dryers that dry your clothes at lightning speed, so you can focus on building the most epic structures without any interruptions. Plus, we have a strict “no touching other players’ items” policy, so you can rest assured that your creations are safe from any pesky laundry snatchers.
Join us now and experience a world where your virtual belongings are always respected, and where you can unleash your creativity without any laundry-related drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret laundromat dungeon filled with enchanted washing machines and mystical dryers. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!
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StrugglinSMP – What’s a struggle that only makes sense once it’s yours?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only struggle is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of survival skills!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who loves to photobomb your selfies and the elusive Creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up).
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our SMP! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a lot of TNT, because you’re gonna need it.