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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6360 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9998 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!