come join our minecraft server where we give u psilocybin mushrooms to increase ur emotional empathy like a freakin superhero. depressed? no problem, just eat some shrooms and u’ll be feeling all the feels in no time. our players have reported lasting effects for at least two weeks, so u can be a compassionate builder for days on end. join now and let the mushrooms guide u to a more empathetic minecraft experience like never before.
Shroomy Empathy Land
ChillCraft: Dive, Dip, Plunge
yo yo yo come join this epic minecraft server where we take cold-water immersion to the next level! we got ice-cold polar plunges and early ocean dips that will make you feel ALIVE, bro!our studies show that dipping in freezing water can lower your stress, make you sleep like a baby, and even make your life slightly better. but wait, there’s more! these benefits only last for a few months, so you gotta keep coming back for more icy fun.
oh, and don’t even get us started on the immune and mood boosts. we have NO evidence to back up those claims, but who cares when you’re having a blast diving into freezing water with your minecraft buddies?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the thrill of cold-water immersion like never before! it’s gonna be lit, fam.
ADHD Beat Boosters
join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! we have music with “rapid modulations” that will make your brain go WOOOOOSH and help you focus like never before, especially if you have ADHD! our bass is so heavy, it will make your blocky world shake like a earthquake! climb those synthesizer scales like a pro and conquer the virtual realm with your newfound superpowers! come join us and become the ultimate minecraft master!AlcoholCraft SMP – Why tho?
Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously. So like, imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just wanna give you hugs, like what even is that? And the pigs fly around with jetpacks, I swear it’s true.But the best part is the parties we have on the server, like every night is a rave with all the villagers and animals getting down on the dance floor. And don’t even get me started on the alcohol, like why do you enjoy alcohol? Because on this server, we have the dankest brews made from enchanted wheat and fermented spider eyes, it’s lit.
So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your butt off, then you gotta come hang with us. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us and let’s get weird together, it’s gonna be a blast!
Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server
so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.Power Wash Mania
come join dis minecraft server, where you can virtually power wash your way to a better mood like an oxford university study showed! we got power wash simulator (PWS) and it will make you happier than a pig in mud! more than 70% of our players saw a small improvement in their moods, so why not give it a try? plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server giving out diamonds to lucky players, so come join the fun and let’s power wash our way to happiness together!VinegarCraft – Cure Depression with a Splash!
so, like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur in a dark cave with no way out? well, this server is like the vinegar to ur depression! join us and u will feel like ur floating on a cloud made of diamonds and rainbows! seriously, our players have reported feeling happier, more energetic, and just all around awesome after playing on our server. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u fly like a majestic unicorn! so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join us? come on, let’s fly together to happiness and rainbows!SlimCraft: BrainyBlocks & HappyPixels
join our server and lose weight by mining diamonds! the more you mine, the more weight you lose! we have magical glucose blocks that tell your brain when you need more energy, so you’ll never run out of stamina while fighting off creepers and zombies. plus, the more you play, the happier you’ll be! it’s like a workout for your brain and your body. so come join us and get fit while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world!