our studies show that dipping in freezing water can lower your stress, make you sleep like a baby, and even make your life slightly better. but wait, there’s more! these benefits only last for a few months, so you gotta keep coming back for more icy fun.
oh, and don’t even get us started on the immune and mood boosts. we have NO evidence to back up those claims, but who cares when you’re having a blast diving into freezing water with your minecraft buddies?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the thrill of cold-water immersion like never before! it’s gonna be lit, fam.
But the best part is the parties we have on the server, like every night is a rave with all the villagers and animals getting down on the dance floor. And don’t even get me started on the alcohol, like why do you enjoy alcohol? Because on this server, we have the dankest brews made from enchanted wheat and fermented spider eyes, it’s lit.
So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your butt off, then you gotta come hang with us. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us and let’s get weird together, it’s gonna be a blast!
Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Vivdlope, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Vivdlope’s got you covered. Need a pet llama that can breakdance? Vivdlope can make it happen.
So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Vivdlope is waiting for you, so come on in and let the craziness begin!
Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a flying spaghetti monster, participate in epic PvP battles with players dressed as Teletubbies, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted banana. And did we mention that our server has its own secret underground society of llama warriors? Yeah, things get pretty weird around here.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join the niggers of /int/ server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.
Imagine a world where your special interest in insects is not only accepted but celebrated. Our server is a safe space for all bug enthusiasts, whether you like to study them, draw them, or even embroider them (yes, that’s a thing).
But beware, if you dare to squish a spider on our server, you might just find yourself banned faster than you can say “arachnophobia”. We take insect rights very seriously here.
Join us on this wild adventure where family drama meets bug collections, and where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of bugs crawling around. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!
Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating the 1950s with all the modern knowledge you possess. Build your own empire, make shady deals with the mafia, or even try to prevent historical disasters from happening. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and start your epic adventure through time and money! Who knows, you might even become the richest person in history…or accidentally start World War III. The choice is yours!
Join us and experience the thrill of discovering hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions. But beware, you may also stumble upon a herd of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles.
And don’t even get us started on the FJB signs. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking a secret dimension where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil zombie pigmen with rubber chickens.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Connect to Server IP | play.minedhype.com |
|---|---|
| Website | https://minedhype.com |
| Location | Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST) |
| Server Hosted by | PUBCS.com |
| Java Version | 1.21 |
| Bedrock Version | 1.20.80 – 1.21.3 |
Friendly long-term public survival server that has been around for over 5 years, with over 16,100+ unique players ever joined. Mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play available.
Yes, the server is open to all players without a whitelist.
No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features.
Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed by other players.
You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district by typing /tpshop to teleport there.
Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s daily dance parties to Axel Syrios’ sheep shearing competitions, there’s always something wild happening.
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a dragon into battle? Well, now you can with Gavis Bettel’s Dragon Racing League. And if that’s not your style, join Machina X Flayon’s underwater treasure hunting expeditions for a chance to find the legendary Sponge of Destiny.
Our alumni, Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, are always causing mischief around the server. You never know when they’ll show up to prank unsuspecting players or lead a raid on the Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
Join us for epic PvP battles where the losers have to wear pink armor made of flowers for a whole week! And don’t forget about our exclusive “Chicken Jousting” event, where players ride on chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots on sticks.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Pig” who poops out diamonds instead of pork chops.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Mmasissies, our response? It’s time to get your game on!
Experience the thrill of threatening divorce every time someone steals your diamonds or builds a house too close to yours. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start tearing up and storm out of the room in the middle of a PvP battle.
Plus, our server is the perfect place to practice your negotiation skills and learn how to navigate tricky conversations with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even come out of it with a stronger relationship…or at least a better understanding of how to handle conflict in the virtual world.
So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of love (or at least some epic loot). Just remember, in our world, threats of divorce are just part of the game.