Are you feeling like a creeper about to explode with sadness? Join our Minecraft server and let the power of building and crafting cure your major depression! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that will make you feel like you just found a diamond in a cave. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist who gives free counseling sessions to all players. So come on, join us and let’s mine away those blues together!
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BlockyBluesCraft
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BlockyMood Swings
so, like, u know how sometimes u just cant decide if u wanna mine for diamonds or build a sick castle in minecraft? well, this server is the answer to all ur problems! our totally legit study shows that joining our server can actually cure depression symptoms cuz u wont have to make any decisions at all! just join, do whatever u want, and boom, depression gone! plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot on it. come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft therapy session!
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Psychedelic Trials & Support
Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like taking a trip on some wild psychedelics without even leaving your computer chair! Our server is so lit, it’ll cure your major depressive disorder, treatment-resistant depression, and posttraumatic stress disorder faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Plus, if you’re struggling with substance use disorders, we got you covered too!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a whole other dimension. You’ll be building castles in the sky, battling dragons, and making friends with talking pigs in no time. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive diamond unicorn that grants wishes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Minecraft madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but way more fun!
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Blocky Blues: Depressive Symptoms Hypertension
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 99.9% chance of finding diamonds in the first 5 minutes of gameplay! you’ll be mining like a pro in no time, just like how our players found a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples!our server is so lit that even players with depressive symptoms have a 54% increased chance of becoming the richest player on the server! it’s like magic, but better because it’s minecraft!
we have epic battles with giant spiders and creepers that explode into rainbows and unicorns! you’ll never be bored on our server, especially when you discover the hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted armor and weapons that shoot fireballs!
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and become the ultimate diamond miner and warrior of the land! trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Depression Quest: Global Gene Study
so, liek, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place. we got scientists up in here finding hundreds more genetic risk factors for depression. yea, u heard me right. we got data from 29 countries and 5 million people. and get this, a quarter of them ain’t even from european ancestries. how wild is that? come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to happiness, or at least try to figure out why we’re all so sad. it’s a party up in here, u don’t wanna miss out!
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DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels
so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.
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Depresso Teen Zone
LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven to make u happier! Like, we got reduced neural responses to rewards so u gonna be feelin’ all kinds of good vibes while u play. And get this, it predicts the first onset of depression but not anxiety or suicidality, so u know u gonna be stress-free on dis server! It don’t matter if u already sad or anxious, dis server gonna turn that frown upside down. Plus, age and sex don’t matter, so everyone can come join the fun! So come on and join us for a wild ride of happiness and good times, u won’t regret it!
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LithiumCraft – The Cure for Boring Servers
LOL YO, DIS SERVER BE LIKE LITHIUM FOR YO MINECRAFT SOUL! JOIN US AND GET YO BRAIN FUNCTION RESTORED, JUST LIKE LITHIUM DOES FOR BIPOLAR DISORDER! WE BE FIXIN’ YO BEHAVIORAL SYMPTOMS AND MUTATIONS LIKE A BOSS! COME ON AND GET LIT WITH US, WE BE MAKIN’ MINECRAFT HISTORY, ONE CRAZY BLOCK AT A TIME! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Happy Sleep Wearables
lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.
So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?
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Depressed Diners Minecraft
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID DEPRESSION, CUZ APPARENTLY FAST FOOD MAKES U SAD. LIKE, WHO KNEW, RIGHT? SO IF U WANNA BE HAPPY AND BUILD BLOCKS ALL DAY, COME JOIN US! WE GOT PLENTY OF VIRTUAL FRIES AND BURGERS TO KEEP U SMILING. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO FUN, U WON’T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT BEING SAD. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME ON OVER AND LET’S EAT OUR WAY TO HAPPINESS TOGETHER!