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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5328 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 144 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
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