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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9546 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground club where we worship chickens and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of his hooves. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less magic wands. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. Join us now before the unicorns take over and make us all wear tutus!
