MontyCraft – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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EuroVacay Minecraft Server

Brits, Buying, crackdown, crackdown on holiday homes, crackdown on second homes, Europe, European countries, EuroVacay, France, greece, holiday homes, investment properties, Minecraft, portugal, property market, real estate, Reports, second homes, Server, spain, vacation homes, War

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can build ur dream holiday home in france, portugal, or greece! but watch out, cuz these countries are cracking down on brits buying second homes! join our server and see if u can outsmart the authorities and build the most epic vacation spot ever! we got crazy rules, insane challenges, and a community of players who are ready to take on the world! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the holiday home war begin!

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CraftyZelenskyyWarStopper

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyyWarStopper, Diplomacy, end war, foreign policy, global security, International cooperation, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, Peace efforts, peace talks, political pressure, russia, trump, Ukraine, united states, War, world leaders, zelenskyy

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic Minecraft server where all the players are like, super cool and funny and stuff. like, you log on and everyone is just cracking jokes and having a blast.

but get this, there’s also this secret underground society of players who are like, super sneaky and mysterious. they go around pulling pranks on everyone and causing chaos. it’s like a whole other world within the server.

oh, and did i mention the admin events? yeah, every week the admins come up with these insane challenges and events for everyone to participate in. like, one time they turned the whole server into a giant parkour course and whoever finished first got a special prize.

plus, the server has the best builds you’ve ever seen. like, there’s a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. it’s insane.

so yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft server that’s full of laughs, surprises, and epic builds, then you gotta check this one out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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SkyLords

Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Play Skylords, a completely refreshed Skyblock experience with new features! Become the wealthiest on the server to donate a set amount of money to a charity each map!

Fight players, enchant your gear and become the wealthiest and most powerful player on the server!

Join now @ play.skylords.org

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Solanum

Active, admins, Anarchy, Bans, BUILD, Chaos, Conquer, destroy, Fittest, Grief, landscape, Limits, Minecraft, player-driven, PvP, restrictions, rules, Server, Survival, Vanilla, world

Pure anarchy Minecraft server where rules do not exist. Unmoderated, chaotic environment where players are free to build, destroy, and conquer without limits. Here, the only law is survival of the fittest. No Rules, No Limits: No admins, no bans, and no restrictions. Embrace true freedom to play Minecraft however you want. Grief and PvP Allowed: Destroy bases, steal loot, and dominate other players in intense PvP battles. Player-Driven World: The landscape tells the story of its players. Every crater, ruin, or fortress has a history. Active 24/7: The server runs non-stop, so the chaos never ends.

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Mystic Realm Girls 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Analysis, Anime, Boys, Character development, comparison, Differences, Diversity, empowerment, Entertainment, escapism, Fandom, FANTASY, gender, Girls, isekai, mystic, perspective, Realm, romance, storytelling, world-building

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya why dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity! So like, dis server is like an isekai for girls, but like, way better than da isekai for boys.

First off, we got unicorns and rainbows everywhere, like frickin’ everywhere! And instead of boring old swords and armor, we got magical girl wands and sparkly dresses.

Plus, instead of fighting dragons and stuff, we have tea parties with talking animals and bake cupcakes with fairies. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale come to life, man!

And get this, instead of mining for diamonds and stuff, we mine for glitter and rainbow crystals. It’s like a disco party in a cave, bro!

So like, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a magical girl anime on steroids, then you gotta join dis server, man! It’s like a dream come true for all you kawaii princesses out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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ExBlocker’s Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, Apology, Breakup, Communication, Cooking, cooking lessons, domestic skills, ExBlockers, friendship, Honesty, house share, hurt feelings, INDEPENDENCE, kitchen skills, learning, Meals, personal growth, relationships, roommates, self improvement, teaching

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cook up some drama hotter than a lava pit! Join us and learn how to chop onions, crack eggs, and use a cheese grater – because apparently, some people need a Minecraft server to teach them basic life skills.

We’ve got players who are absolute liabilities in the kitchen, just like that friend who couldn’t even boil water without burning down the house. But don’t worry, we’ll help you level up your cooking game faster than you can say “prepackaged salads.”

And if you’re looking for some spicy drama, we’ve got that too! Witness the epic saga of the guy whose ex broke up with him because he couldn’t cook – only on our Minecraft server. Will he learn to chop an onion and win back his lost love? Find out on the next episode of Minecraft MasterChef!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our cooking skills is the drama in the chat. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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FlavorFrenzy Minecraft SMP

birthday cake, butter pecan, caramel, Chocolate, cold treat, Cookies and Cream, creamy, DELICIOUS, dessert, favorite flavor, FlavorFrenzy, frozen treat, ice cream, indulgence, Minecraft, mint chocolate chip, pistachio, rocky road, smp, Strawberry, Summer treat, sweet treat, Vanilla

Hey guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have ice cream flavored biomes, like seriously, you can find vanilla bean forests and chocolate chip mountains. And don’t even get me started on the creepers, they explode into sprinkles! Plus, our PvP battles are like a giant ice cream sundae, with players fighting over who gets the cherry on top. So come join us and get ready for a brain freeze of fun!

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CraftyFamilyLove

affectionate home, caring parents, close-knit family, CraftyFamilyLove, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Values, happy childhood, healthy relationships, loving family, loving relationships, nurturing environment, positive role models, positive upbringing, secure attachment, Signs Of Love, stable family life, strong family bond, supportive siblings, unconditional love, warm family atmosphere

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the love and warmth of a virtual family that will always have your back.

On our server, you’ll find players who come from the most loving families, and you can tell by the way they build elaborate mansions with heart-shaped roofs and gardens filled with flowers that spell out “I love you.” If you ever feel lonely, just hop on and you’ll be greeted with hugs and kisses from your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Diamond, a rare gem that is said to bring eternal happiness to whoever finds it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the heart of a volcano, guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the love and laughter that awaits you. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our players!

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BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, BaguetteCraft, Belarus Attack, Counter, crisis response, Defense, european union, French Special Forces, Geopolitics, international relations, military exercises, military preparedness, military training, Minecraft, national defense, nato, Secret Exercise, SECURITY, Server, Special Operations, Special Tactics, strategic planning, Ukraine

so like, u know how French Special Forces are like super cool and stuff, well they had this like totally secret exercise to like, counter this attack on Ukraine by Belarus. it was like a super intense training session with like, explosions and stuff. but like, guess what? they did it all in Minecraft! yea, u heard me right, they built this whole like, virtual battlefield in Minecraft and like, trained for the attack. so like, if u wanna be part of this epicness, u gotta join our server. u can be like, a virtual French Special Forces soldier and like, save Ukraine from the evil Belarusians. it’s gonna be like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. so like, come join us and be part of this like, totally insane adventure!

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NATOcraft: Ukraine’s No.1 Server

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, No.1, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic partnership, transatlantic relations., Ukraine, Ukraines

lol so like, ukraine be like “nah bro, we ain’t leavin NATO, we in it for life!” and they be like “we ain’t takin no alternative options, we ride or die with NATO!” join our minecraft server cuz we got ukraine vibes, we stay loyal like them to NATO, no betrayals here bro, just epic builds and crazy adventures, come join the fun!

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