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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9756 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 106 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 77 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding.
Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a ninja, and Herobrine’s long lost cousin who just wants to open a bakery. We have epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots, and every full moon we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon.
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. The ground is made of lava, the trees are made of candy, and the only way to survive is to ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!
