Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got a YouTube channel that’s straight fire, a Membership program that’ll make you feel like a VIP, and a Twitter account that’s more lit than a creeper explosion!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Bluesky profiles, Twitter Spaces, Concerts, Conventions, and unarchived Karaokes that’ll have you singing like a zombie villager on a full moon! And don’t even get me started on the merch – it’s so dope, you’ll wanna wear it IRL!
Oh, and did I mention the games? Freak or treat, Fantome no nazo, Minto’s autocror3ct – these games will have you mining and crafting like a pro in no time! And the music? It’s like listening to a jukebox in the Nether – pure fire, bro!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we even have a Divegrass team that’ll make you feel like you’re playing in the World Cup of Minecraft! So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
Join us if you want to escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. We promise not to put you down as the designated child caregiver, because that’s just not our style.
Our server is like a 401k for your soul, with life insurance for your sanity. We offer swimming and gymnastics classes for your virtual characters, because why not? And if something goes horribly wrong, rest assured that your in-game assets will be split among your fellow players.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and zero obligations to raise anyone’s kids. Because in our world, the only thing you have to parent is your pet wolf.
So, picture this: you’re chilling at home, minding your own business, when suddenly your mom and sister come back from the grocery store. You innocently ask your mom a question, but before she can even answer, your sister starts going off on you, calling you all sorts of names like a total savage.
You try to ask your mom again, but your sister just won’t quit with the insults. So, you finally lose it and yell, “I CAN’T HEAR WHAT YOU’RE SAYING BECAUSE THIS BITCH KEEPS TALKING OVER YOU!” And let me tell you, things get heated real quick.
But hey, on this server, you can let out all your frustrations in a virtual world without getting in trouble with your fam. Plus, we’ve got some seriously epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
