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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8135 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 414 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 95 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!
