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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4887 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.
But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!
