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Jagged Monster Fun | QuantumCraft

broken calculus, Calculus, derivatives, differential equations, Fun, functions, integrals, jagged, jagged function, mathematical analysis, mathematical breakthroughs, mathematical concepts, mathematical discoveries, mathematical functions, mathematical history, mathematical innovations, mathematical research, mathematical revolution, mathematical theory, Mathematics, Monster, monstrous function, quanta magazine, QuantumCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Invisible Walls Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	4086	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Towns Built:	8	Enchantments Applied:	105

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that makes ur brain hurt in a good way? well do i have the server for u! this server is like if calculus and minecraft had a baby and that baby was raised by monsters.

u know how in calculus u gotta do all them functions and stuff? well on this server, the functions are all jagged and monstrous. they’ll make u question everything u thought u knew about math and minecraft. but in a good way, of course.

imagine fighting a giant spider while trying to solve a calculus problem. or building a house out of calculus equations. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.

so if u wanna break ur brain in the best way possible, come join us on this server. just be prepared to never look at math or minecraft the same way again.

CoworkerClash Minecraft Server

Accountability, accountability at work, cinema job, coworker accountability, coworker issues, CoworkerClash, employee responsibilities, job performance, Minecraft, probationary period, Professionalism, reporting misconduct, Server, social media at work, teamwork, Time management, work discipline, work environment, work ethics, workplace behavior, workplace culture, workplace expectations

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Animals Bred:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where disappearing acts are not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a magical experience where you can vanish into thin air just like Jess from the cinema.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly disappearing for 5-10 minutes at a time, only to return with a snap story post of your epic adventure in the toilet. Our server is perfect for those who love a good disappearing act and want to keep their coworkers guessing.

But beware, if you report any disappearing shenanigans to the manager, you may end up in a virtual probation battle with your fellow players. Will you be the hero who saves the server from disappearing chaos, or will you join Jess in her epic quest for the ultimate disappearing act?

Join us now and let the disappearing madness begin!

CraftyMisunderstandings

aita, Assumptions, childfree, Colleague, Complaints, CraftyMisunderstandings, doctor’s appointment, equality, Kids, Leave, Lucky, misunderstanding, office, personal matters, Real Life, responsibilities, Snappy, supervisor, time off, work

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Animals Bred:	34
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of office politics? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the complaints and confrontations of your work life.

Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build and explore without anyone telling you how to do your job. Need time off for a doctor’s appointment? No problem! Our virtual world won’t collapse if you’re absent for a day.

And if anyone dares to question your decisions, just tell them you have “personal matters to attend to” and watch them back off. Need to shut down the haters? Just claim you can’t have kids and watch as they feel sorry for you.

Join our server now and leave the office drama behind. Build, explore, and escape the real world craziness with us!

NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP

clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, creative insult, cutting remark, funny insult, humorous insult, insult, intelligent insult, Minecraft, NoCurseWordInsults, non-curse word insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, quick-witted insult, sarcastic insult, sassy insult, shade throwing, sharp-tongued, smp, verbal jab, witty comeback, witty insult

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!

The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

BlockyBodFavorites

beauty, BlockyBodFavorites, Body, body positivity, Favorite, Individuality, physical appearance, self appreciation, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	2554	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	928
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Do you want to show off your favorite body part in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where you can customize your character to have the most fabulous body ever! Want six-pack abs or a Kardashian booty? We got you covered!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to be crowned the most attractive pixelated player in all the land. Who knew looking good in block form could be so important?

So come join us and strut your stuff on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft supermodel!

BlockyCommies Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, BlockyCommies, China, Diplomacy, economic impact, embargo, ENERGY, energy security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, Minecraft, Oil, oil imports, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Tankers, Trade, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7968	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6885	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Love Letters Sent:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much drama even china and russia are fighting over it!! we got tankers full of russian oil being refused left and right because of our insane US sanctions. you gotta see it to believe it, folks. join now and be part of the chaos, build your own oil tanker and watch it get rejected by china in real time. who needs netflix when you got this server, amirite?? come on, what are you waiting for?? dive into the madness today!!

CraftySlavRejectsPrezHandshake

controversy, CraftySlavRejectsPrezHandshake, current events, demonstration, Diplomatic, eastern europe, Gesture, handshake, international relations, News, political statement, president, protest, refusal, refuses, shake hands, Slovak, STUDENT, Ukrainian symbol, Video, viral video

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magic Items Found:	4589	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

so liek, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got slovak students wearin ukrainian symbols runnin around like crazy peeps, refusin to shake hands with the president and causin all sorts of drama. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers blowin stuff up. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

DementiaCraft: Mind Blowing Fun

Aging population, aging society, aging trends, Alzheimer’s disease, blowing, brain health, burden, cognitive decline, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, dementia, DementiaCraft, forecast, Fun, future projections, Healthcare, Long Term Care, mental health, Mind, neurodegenerative diseases, public health, research, statistics, united states

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Animals Bred:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1518
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Emeralds Found:	2931
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Yo, ever heard of a server where you can build your own dementia-proof fortress in Minecraft? Yeah, that’s right, we’re predicting a rise in the burden of dementia in the US, so why not join our server and start training your brain now? With one in two Americans expected to experience cognitive difficulties after age 55, you’ll need all the brain power you can get to survive in our wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t want to build a fortress made entirely out of brain teasers and memory games? So come join us and get ready to flex those brain muscles like never before!

IsraelMC

1.19.3, 1.21.4, Badrack Proutz, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Different Level, Enjoyable, game modes, gaming experience, Island building, Israel, Israeli, Israeli Server, IsraelMC, KitPvP, Low Ping, Minecraft, open world, Play.israelmc.net, Server, Sky block, Skyblock, Survivable pride, Survival, Unique

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	3636	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Farms Harvested:	377	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to IsraelMC! 🇮🇱 An Israeli minecraft server on a different level that guarantees you a unique and extremely enjoyable gaming experience!

Badrack Proutz – everyone is invited to play, without restrictions! Various game modes: Survivable pride – see what you are worth in the open world! Sky Block – build your perfect island! Our servers are located in Israel, so the ping is extremely low and the game flows without interruptions.

Supported versions: 1.19.3 – 1.21.4 Server address: play.israelmc.net

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Bismarck

bismarck, building, Create, Diplomacy, Dynmap, Economy, Immersive Engineering, Many Building Mods, Many Food/Agriculture Mods, minecraft server, Modded, monopolies, muskets, Politics, PvP, Recruits – Workers, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, Trade, valkyien skies, victorian era

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Description	Details
Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk
Features	Colonization, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Stock Market, Roleplay, Building, PVP

FAQ

1. What is the setting of the server?

The server is set in the Modded Earth server in the year 1836, with a Victorian Era – Steampunk theme.

2. What features does the server offer?

The server offers features such as colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.

3. What mods are included in the modpack?

You can view the full modlist here.

4. How can I access the server map with claims?

You can check out the map with claims on the Dynmap.

5. What is the Minecraft server IP address?

The Minecraft server IP address is bismarck.minecraft.bz.

6. Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?

You can find more information on the server and modpack on our Discord server.

Mindful Mine 1.21.2

1.21.2, adult content, career development, empowerment, Follow your dreams, gen z, goal-setting, inspiration, life coaching, middle managers, mindful, mindfulness, motivation, never give up, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, success, upper middle-class, young women

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4052	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like self-help meets adult content, but in a totally weird and wacky way! Like, imagine building your dreams while also exploring some crazy adult-themed worlds, it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain!

You’ll be like an upper middle-class, gen Z middle manager in the Minecraft world, creating and conquering like a boss. Plus, who knows what kind of hilarious jokes will pop up while you’re playing? It’s a wild ride that you won’t wanna miss out on!

So come on, join the madness and let’s see where this crazy Minecraft server takes us! Just remember, self-help and adult content have never been this bizarre and entertaining before!