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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1664 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
so, liek, imagine if russia was, liek, a minecraft server, right? but not just any server, this server is, liek, on a whole other level of cray cray. they go all-out with their covert disinformation, man. you gotta watch your back at all times cuz you never know who’s gonna be spreading fake news about you in the chat.
but, like, that’s not even the best part. they have this crazy storyline where the players have to team up with kamala harris to take down the evil microsoft corporation. like, what even is that?! it’s like a mix of politics and video games, man. it’s wild.
if you wanna join a server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you question everything you know, then this is the place for you. just be prepared for some serious mind games and maybe a little bit of paranoia. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so come on and join the madness. you won’t regret it.
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