PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7489	Animals Bred:	151
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stick your weenor into a biological female’s vegana! That’s right, we offer a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for some wild adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the chance to fulfill your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

TamponCraft: No Sharing Allowed!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Towns Built:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this period drama! Our server is so unpredictable, you’ll never know what’s coming next – just like when your cycle decides to surprise you out of nowhere.

Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!

BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	100
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

BlockyDeathPredictor

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4595	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Buildings Constructed:	31
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7561
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.

BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

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BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

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