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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4413 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 410 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!