Who needs to worship a stone structure when you can join us in our quest to shake things up in the Minecraft world? With the guidance of the mighty Allah, we will show those pagans what true Minecraft mastery looks like. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make some history (and maybe a few explosions) together! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!
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Stone-Free Mosque Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, we are taking things to a whole new level! Join us and become a true Minecraft warrior as we embark on a mission to destroy the Kaaba with the power of TNT and creepers (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! -
Satanic Jews Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziest theories come to life! Join us and explore the wacky world where Jews worship Satan because they felt betrayed by Yahweh sending his son to earth. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and unexpected twists! -
HolyCraft SMP: Islam is a Christian Heresy
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of the virtual world! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Rumor has it they have a llama leader named Carl who wears a top hat and monocle. Don’t worry, though, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.
But that’s not all! We also have a faction of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly squawking about their rights. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a group of villagers who have started a cult dedicated to turning everything into cake. Yes, you read that right. Cake. Everywhere. It’s both delicious and slightly terrifying.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on Carl the llama.
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GodlyCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your beliefs? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Jews believe in god here! Join us for a crazy adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us and experience the madness for yourself! -
HolyWarCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we worship the one and only Jew demon of stolen foreskins, Yahweh! That’s right, Christians and Muslims unite in their love for this crazy deity while also battling it out with the Jewish race in epic battles for supremacy.Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!
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Nightshade: Where the Only Poison is the Creeper Explosions, the Drama is real, and the 18+ jokes are inevitable!
Server Name Nightshade SMP Whitelist Yes, 18 plus Community Focus Building and playing Minecraft in the way it was intended Server Features No land claim plugins, no pay-to-win system, friendly community, planned events, survival mode, Discord community, bedrock crossplay Server Plugins Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect, FarmControl, Dynmap, Geyser, Vanilla tweaks, and more Server Settings CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 7700X, Render distance: 12, Simulation distance: 6, World border: 20,000×20,000 blocks Server Info Vanilla 1.21, IP: play.NightshadeSMP.net, Bedrock port: 19132 FAQ
How do I join the server?
To join the server, you need to complete the application process on our Discord server and await acceptance notification.
What are the server features?
The server offers a friendly community, planned events, survival mode, and bedrock crossplay among other features.
What plugins does the server use?
Some of the plugins used on the server include Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect for rollback, FarmControl for managing animal farms, Dynmap for a web map, and Geyser for bedrock crossplay.
What are the server settings?
The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 7 7700X CPU, with a render distance of 12, simulation distance of 6, and a world border of 20,000×20,000 blocks.
Can I play on the server from Minecraft Bedrock edition?
Yes, the server supports bedrock crossplay so players from different versions can play together.
How can I report griefing on the server?
You can report griefing incidents to the server staff who can use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback any damage and identify the culprit.
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FireflyMC_SMP- InsaneGalaxy
Welcome to the Firefly star system, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life.Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army take over spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots? It was clucking madness!
But that’s not all! Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on the backs of giant squids and shooting fireballs out of their noses. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the best dancers in town.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us in the Firefly star system. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in this world, the only limit is your imagination.
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WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of timing and not stealing anyone’s thunder, just like the OP in this wild story! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for the perfect moment to reveal your big news, whether it’s a new build, a secret treasure, or even your first grandchild (in Minecraft, of course).We promise not to spill the beans to your extended crazy family, unless you want us to create a virtual drama for entertainment purposes. Our festive drinkers will be slyly holding drinks or ordering convincing stand-ins, just like in real life. And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s thunder, don’t worry – we have thunderstorms in Minecraft that will distract everyone from your big reveal.
So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few well-timed secrets). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a treasure chest, just like the one at your sister’s wedding!
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ArtisticFamDiscount
Looking for a Minecraft server that values your artistic talents? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put into your creations! Unlike OP’s family, we believe that art should be celebrated and compensated for. Join us and never worry about being called a “greedy bitch” for wanting to be paid for your amazing art. Plus, we have a special discount for new players – pay just $5 for your first piece of art! And if anyone dares to ask for a redo or remove your watermark, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “pixelated masterpiece.” So come join us and let your creativity run wild – without any entitled family members trying to bring you down!