But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?
So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone borrowing your virtual kitchen tools without asking.
Don’t let the cold shoulder from your wife stop you from joining our server – we’ve got plenty of friendly players who understand the importance of boundaries. Plus, our in-game kids are well-behaved and won’t break your virtual furniture!
So come on over and leave the real-life chaos behind. Who needs in-laws causing trouble when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server instead? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Economy | Player-driven economy with trade system and auction house |
| Land Claiming | Protect your base and add trusted members to your claim |
| Custom Items | Crowbar and Soup of Life, available for purchase |
TheosisMC is a hardcore survival multiplayer Minecraft server with added features to enhance gameplay and promote multiplayer interactions.
The economy is player-driven, with no in-game shops. Players buy and sell items to each other using a trade system and auction house. Coins are obtained through looting chests and killing monsters.
Players can claim areas of land to protect their builds from griefing. Claim owners can add trusted members to their claims, but claims are deleted if the owner dies.
The Crowbar can be used to acquire monster spawners, while the Soup of Life grants an additional heart of health when consumed. Both items are sold through in-game shops.
No, TheosisMC features a single cosmetic donator rank, VIP, and will never become pay-to-win.
You can join the server at play.theosismc.com
Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR
Join our server and mingle with the likes of Vei, Shxtou, and even the legendary Mint Fantôme. We’ve got a whole calendar dedicated to their birthdays, because why not celebrate virtually with your favorite chuubas?
But wait, there’s more! We have a special section just for ducks. Yes, you heard that right – ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good quack while mining for diamonds?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Koikatsu card or two (SEEEEEEEEEX)!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Rainbow Llama and the mystical Unicorn Pig. Rumor has it that if you can tame these creatures, you’ll unlock the power to summon a never-ending supply of diamond blocks.
So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!