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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7487 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)