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Pandora’s Box of Vanilla Monkeys Season 3: The SMP Strikes Back

monkeys, Vanilla, Active players, lone wolf, Season

PANDORA SMP SEASON 3

WITH JAVA AND BEDROCK CROSSPLAY

⇨ Create your own Nation! Forge Alliances! Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power! ⇨ Ignite Revolutions and found your Colonial Empire! ⇨ Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows! ⇨ Be a neutral and Peaceful Nation striving to achieve Global PeaceWith endless Possibilities the Choice is yours to make!

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1.21 Survival

Unique Overworld, Nether and End!

Whitelist and Application

Hundreds of active Players

Perfectly optimized to minimize lag

Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers!

Filled with lore, events, wars, alliances and more…

Active Staff, Quick Support and Tutorials/Guides

*Invite Link: https://discord.com/invite/cQTfB7D4cs*

It is time to take matters into your own hands and Decide Your Destiny! The 3rd Season of the Pandora SMP is launching alongside 1.21, don’t miss it!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join by applying for the whitelist via the Discord server link provided above.

Q: Is the server optimized for minimal lag? A: Yes, the server is perfectly optimized to minimize lag for a smooth gaming experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server? A: Yes, there are rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming environment. These will be provided upon joining the server.

Q: Can I create my own nation on the server? A: Yes, you can create your own nation, forge alliances, and engage in wars and alliances with other players.

Server Features
1.21 Survival
Unique Overworld, Nether and End!
Whitelist and Application
Hundreds of active Players
Perfectly optimized to minimize lag
Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers!
Filled with lore, events, wars, alliances and more…
Active Staff, Quick Support and Tutorials/Guides

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MapMonkeyLand – Navigate & Explore!

mental navigation, hippocampus, mental maps, recall, internal landmarks

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got monkeys navigatin’ between landmarks in their brains, like some sorta GPS system but for apes! Our neurons be matchin’ up dem landmarks, makin’ it easier for ya to find yer way around. Plus, we got internal landmarks slowin’ down navigation, makin’ it a real challenge for all ya brainiacs out there. So come join da fun and see if ya can navigate like a monkey on our server!

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Minecraft Madness: All Blocks Are Equal, Just Like Chinese People

government official, Asian diaspora, Diversity, China Town, Whites

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can meet people from all over the world, including China? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our Foreign Minister may have some trouble telling Chinese people apart, but that just adds to the excitement of not knowing who you’re talking to in-game! Plus, we have a China Town in our server that includes Japanese and Korean players, so you never know who you might run into. And don’t worry, we welcome all players, whether you’re descended from whites or monkeys (according to Argentina’s government, that is). Join us for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft like no other!

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BritsCraft LOLz

monkeys, monkey business, monkeying around town, British lifestyle, lolz

Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – monke edition! 🍌

Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms? Well, on our server, you can build a treehouse fit for a king of the jungle! Swing from vine to vine like Tarzan and show off your mad monkey skills.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret society of intelligent apes who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join forces with them to create the ultimate banana fortress and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your fruit.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Banana hidden deep within the jungle. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited bananas for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join monke edition today and go bananas in the craziest Minecraft server around! 🐒🍌

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MonkeyCraft: Where Black Monkeys Go Bananas!

prejudice, racial discrimination, discrimination, Bigotry, hurtful language

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and trolls on other servers? Look no further, because our server is a safe haven from all the BLACK MONKEY NIGGERS causing chaos. Join us and leave the drama behind as we embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and fun.

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.

But wait, there’s more! We have a magical unicorn petting zoo, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that respawn every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave those BLACK MONKEY NIGGERS in the dust as we build, explore, and laugh our way to victory!

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Crafty Chunky Monkeys

Weight Gain Progress, muscle building, Weight Gain Tips, Caloric Intake, weight gain

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unlimited Diamond Blocks: On our server, you can find diamond blocks everywhere you go! No need to mine for hours on end, just walk around and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

2. Flying Pigs: Yes, you read that right. Our server has flying pigs that you can ride around on. Who needs a boring old horse when you can soar through the skies on a majestic flying pig?

3. Secret Underground City: Rumor has it, there’s a secret underground city on our server that is filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventure of your life!

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MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

rule, Toriko, ACKman, monkeys, random shit

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

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PutinMonkeTrumpMonkeLolz – Where outdated memes go to die and cringe culture thrives! Join us for a chaotic Minecraft adventure!

Die, monke, memes, animal rights, civilized

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where Putin monke and Trump monke are living their best lives! These monkeys are actually civilized, unlike those crazy apes running amok. Leftists beware, we don’t skin helpless animals here – we let them run free and join in on the fun! So come join us on our server where the monkeys rule the land and the only thing we glorify is science (and maybe the occasional banana). See you there!

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Crafty Monkeys Server: Where Monkeys Rule and Apes Drool. Join the LOLs and build your own blocky utopia! #monkeybusiness

Mammals, monkeybusiness, animal kingdom, Crafty, education

Welcome to a wild and wacky Minecraft server where monkeys and apes reign supreme! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, here you can swing from tree to tree like a real jungle primate.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the back of a giant gorilla as you battle against rival players in epic monkey warfare. Don’t worry about falling off, our apes are trained professionals (not really, but it’s more fun this way).

But be careful, the monkeys have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the apes in a hilarious struggle for power. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join our insane monkey vs. ape showdown? Remember, monkeys do NOT equal apes, so choose your side wisely for a wild Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the jungle!

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NoHoHo Minecraft Server

crowds, hospice care, mental health, holiday season, indoor activities

Are you tired of the same old Christmas festivities? Want to avoid the crowds and chaos of the holiday season? Join our Minecraft server for a more relaxed and unconventional approach to Christmas!

Forget the 12 pubs and crowded events, on our server, you can spend quality time with your loved ones without even leaving your house. No need to worry about your internal battery running low or feeling ungrateful for wanting a more low-key holiday season.

Join now and make memories with your family in a virtual world where the only crowds are pixelated and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard. Who needs skating and events when you can have a blast online with your loved ones?

And if you need a break from the holiday stress, our staff is here to support you and even mediate family discussions. We’re like a virtual therapist, but with more creepers and less judgment.

So come on, join our server and let’s make this Christmas one to remember (or forget, depending on how many times you fall into a lava pit).

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