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BlockyGrowthSpurt16

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mines Excavated:	4031
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of being stuck at your boring old height? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you grow taller every time you level up! That’s right, you’ll be towering over everyone in no time. Join us and watch as your character grows taller and taller with each passing day. Who needs a growth spurt when you have our magical potion? Join now and see how tall you can get!

RussianSubMinecraftServer

cold war, Defense, DETECTION, Espionage, international waters, Maritime, Military, nato, Naval, royal navy, Russian, Russian navy, RussianSubMinecraftServer, scotland, SECURITY, stealth, submarine, Surveillance, Underwater, United Kingdom, west coast

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Votes:	2071
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Buildings Constructed:	33
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server cuz we got a russian submarine spotted near west coast of scotland! like, how crazy is that?? u can build ur own underwater base and pretend ur a secret agent spyin on the russians. but watch out for the sea monsters, they’re real and they’re hungry for blocky players like u! join now for a wild adventure u won’t forget, comrade!

RiverCrossFail400Surrender

Border dispute, Conflict, Crisis, Cross a river, Cut off, eastern europe, Failing.., foreign relations, international news, Military, military intervention, political tension, RiverCrossFail400Surrender, russia, Russian troops, surrendering, Troop withdrawal, trying, Ukraine, Vovchansk, War

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRYING TO CROSS A RIVER IN VOVCHANSK, BUT INSTEAD OF RUSSIAN TROOPS, IT’S NOOBS GETTING CUT OFF AND SURRENDERING TO THE EPICNESS! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS! BUILD A FORTRESS, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND MAYBE EVEN MAKE FRIENDS WITH A CREEPER! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD!

PainCraft: No Pain, All Gain

cannot feel pain, Endurance, feeling, gain, high pain tolerance, Incredible, indifference, insensitivity, Masochism, nerves, Pain, pain management, pain tolerance, PainCraft, resilience, revel in pain, Sensation, sensation seeking, stoicism, Threshold, tolerance

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate pain tolerance like never before! our players are so tough they don’t even feel pain anymore, they just laugh in the face of danger. imagine getting hit by a creeper and instead of crying, you just high five it and keep on building!

we have epic challenges that will test your pain threshold to the max. from jumping off cliffs to battling hordes of zombies, you will feel the adrenaline rush like never before. our players have even started a pain tolerance club where they compete to see who can endure the most pain without flinching.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will push you to your limits and beyond, join us now and show off your incredible pain tolerance skills. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next pain tolerance champion of the server!

ViralVaxMC – Cancer-Curing Mice & Tumor-Resistant Fun!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	93
Votes:	9547	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you why you gotta join this server ASAP!

first off, did you know that scientists have discovered that an attenuated virus can help eliminate cancer in mice? yeah, you heard that right! and guess what? on our server, we have a secret lab where we use this virus to make our players invincible! that’s right, no more dying in Minecraft, you’ll be unstoppable!

not only that, but mice treated with this virus on our server are more resistant to developing tumors later in life. so not only will you be a Minecraft pro, but you’ll also be healthier than ever before! who knew playing Minecraft could be so beneficial for your health, right?

oh, and did I mention that this virus (LCMV) works and is safe even in mice with suppressed immune systems? well, on our server, we’ve taken it a step further and made it so that you’ll never get sick again! say goodbye to those pesky colds and flus, because on our server, you’ll be immune to everything!

so what are you waiting for? join our Minecraft server now and become the ultimate gaming superhero! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Magic Medieval Mayhem SMP – No Kingdoms, Just Chaos! 13+

battle, Chaos, Discord, DOMINANCE, dream, expand, HEROIC, Kingdoms, knight, knowledge, Lands, Magic, MAYHEM, Medieval, Minions, Modded, Necromancer, Powers, Priest, Server, smp, TRADES

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Emeralds Found:	2029
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Medieval Horizons SMP Overview

Server Name	Medieval Horizons SMP
Theme	Medieval
Modded	Yes
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes! Players of all experience levels are welcome to join Medieval Horizons SMP.

2. Are there specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. You can find them in the Discord server or by asking a moderator.

3. Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

Absolutely! Players are encouraged to create their own kingdoms and expand their territory in the medieval world.

4. Can I use mods and texture packs while playing on the server?

Yes, as long as the mods and texture packs you use are approved by the server administrators to avoid any conflicts or unfair advantages.

5. What do I do if I encounter a problem or have a question while playing on the server?

You can reach out to the server moderators or ask for help in the Discord server. They will be happy to assist you with any issues or questions you may have.

CraftyIdolMinecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	655
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events and gacha dates that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all, we have Iori’s Pair Gacha ad where you can win the most fabulous prizes, and don’t even get us started on the Main Commu 143 “My Choice / Your Expectations” sub – it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, Miki’s VA watched ConnecTrip! ISHIKAWA and we have fancomics featuring Hayate losing her swimsuit (gasp!). Plus, our server is so cool that even the CG UNIT LIVE TOUR ConnecTrip! ISHIKAWA stream rips are a must-see.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even get a chance to win an acrylic stand or take part in the GK Contest Season Suggestions. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

DiamondCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

action, anticipation, demon hunting, Demon Slayer, demon world, devil may cry, devil may cry 6, devil trigger, DiamondCraft, dmc 6, Epic battles, fan theories, Gaming Community, Hack and Slash, long awaited, Minecraft, next installment, release date, Sequel, Server, speculation, Ultimate, video game, when

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ores Mined:	9708
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Votes:	9996	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Buildings Constructed:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Dmc 6 when” where players are transported to a parallel universe where everything is made out of diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS EVERYWHERE!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine breakdancing in the corner.

Join us on our server for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden deep within the Nether. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Imagine if the best movie you ever watched was actually a Minecraft server! Picture this: You log on and suddenly you’re transported into a world where you’re the star of your own epic adventure. You’ll battle evil mobs, build jaw-dropping structures, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all – on this server, every time you defeat a boss, you’ll be rewarded with a real-life puppy. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, you’ll unlock the ability to fly like a superhero.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this mind-blowing Minecraft server and experience the best movie you’ll ever watch – in pixelated form!

BlockBusterPainCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4638	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	84	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	97	Orbs of Power Found:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Have you ever been punched in the face by a creeper? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of getting blown up by explosive green creatures on a daily basis. It’s like a spa day for adrenaline junkies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in if you’ve got the moves!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and leave you with battle scars (both physical and emotional), look no further. Join us now and prepare for the ride of your life!