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KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

aita, circus, Community, Company, Development Team, Events, financial problems, Gifts, holiday season, KidCraft, Kids, knowledge, Meetings, monkeys, Outreach, Planning, Position, revenue stream, supervisory role, Time, volunteer

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Potions Brewed:	134	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

The Banana Network: Where monkeys code on Minecraft…with bananas!

100+ Origins, armourer’s workshop, banana, Bananas, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, Code, Create addons, Customizable Player Models, Farmer’s Delight + addons, HANDCRAFTED, Join our Discord Server, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Massive Dungeons, minecraft with, modpack link, monkeys, Network, plenty more decor and block options, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Features
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply launch Minecraft, select multiplayer, and add the server IP:
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to promote a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Of course! The more the merrier. Encourage your friends to join our community and have fun together.
Are there any donation options available?	Yes, we have donation options to support server maintenance and development. You can find more information on our website or Discord server.

Youthful Monkey Metformin Server

aging process, anti-aging, brain aging, brain function, brain health, China, cognitive decline, cognitive function, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Fountain Of Youth, Longevity, medical breakthrough, medication, metformin, MONKEY, monkeys, neurology, pharmaceuticals, scientific research, Server, Youthful, youthfulness

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crops Grown:	2812	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mines Excavated:	1613
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing cray cray. dis server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, just like dat common diabetes drug metformin. scientists in china found dat monkeys who play on dis server age slower in da brain. so, if u wanna keep ur brain young and fresh, join dis server now! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. yea, u heard me right. u can ride on a flying pig while having a convo with a cow. it’s lit, fam. so, what u waiting for? join now and stay forever young in ur brain, just like dem monkeys in china.

Cognitive Monkey Metformin Server

aging, aging intervention, aging process, brain aging, brain health, cognition preservation, Cognitive, cognitive decline, cognitive health, diabetes drug, Longevity, medical breakthrough, medication, metformin, MONKEY, monkeys, neuroprotection, research, scientific discovery, Server, study, tissue decline delay, tissue preservation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	234
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where yo brain be aging slower than a turtle on metformin! we got monkeys poppin’ pills and stayin’ sharp while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like bosses. come get yo daily dose of metformin and preserve yo cognition while delayin’ the decline of yo tissues. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and crazy adventures, so what you waitin’ for? join now and let’s get this party started!

OraCraft: Finger Pointing Fiasco

Animal lover, Apes, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Dinner, Fiasco, Finger, finger-pointing, Friends, funny, Girlfriend, group dynamics, humor, jokes, misunderstanding, monkeys, OraCraft, Orangutan, pointing, relationships, social cues

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Crops Grown:	9689

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pointing at other players’ virtual food is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our community is filled with monkey enthusiasts who love to joke around and have a good time.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we point at each other’s pixelated meals and share cute videos of monkeys doing adorable things. Who knew that a simple joke could lead to such chaos and drama, just like in the real world?

Don’t worry about being blocked or cut out of anyone’s virtual life here, because we embrace all kinds of humor and quirks. So come on in and let’s have a wild and wacky time together on our Minecraft server – where pointing at food is the norm and monkey business is always welcome!

Blocky Bloons BTD6 Minecraft Server

Addictive, balloons, blocky, bloons, btd6, Challenges, Defenses, Dreadbloon, drilling, finishing line, gameplay, Help, Minecraft, mobile game, monkeys, Obstacles, Popping, rock bloons, Server, STOP, strategy, Tower Defense, Upgrades

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by the evil Dreadbloon and his army of rock bloons! Join us in the epic battle to stop him from reaching the finishing line and taking over our world.

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and help us defeat Dreadbloon before it’s too late. Trust us, you won’t find a more action-packed and crazy Minecraft experience anywhere else!

The Banana Network: Where monkeys rule and bananas are the currency! Join now for funky fun and fruity adventures!

Adventures, Aether, Automation, banana, Bananas, blocks, Bumblezone, Community, Currency, Curseforge, decor, Discord, Evolution, farmers delight, Friends, Fruity, Fun, Funky, Gaming, Join, Massive Dungeons, Mods, monkeys, Network, Other, Personalization, rule, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Welcome to The Banana Network’s BRAND NEW official Minecraft public server. We have created a new modpack with all the essential mods to give you a Vanilla++ experience with some personalization (Origins) and automation (Create).

Features
40+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Plenty of decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Download Modpack

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join by using the server IP provided on our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the rules section on our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of our community.
Is there any support available for mod-related issues?	Yes, our dedicated support team can assist you with any mod-related issues you may encounter while playing on the server.

Jungle Gym: Come swing into our Semi-Vanilla server! No monkeys allowed, just chill adults and fun weekly events. Don’t leaf us hanging!

Adults, Allowed, campground, Chill, collaboration, Community Focused, Custom Hats, Datapacks, Discord, dont, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Exploration, Farms, Feedback, Fun, gym, Hanging, hats, Hermitcraft-like, ideas, Ip:, JUNGLE, leaf, Moderation, monkeys, real-time, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping mall, SWING, Uhc, vanilla mechanics, WEEKLY

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Votes:	4095

Server Overview
New Map!
We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
We like the atmosphere to be a laid-back, low stress, fun environment. If you enjoying hanging out, joking around and having fun playing Minecraft, this server is perfect for you! Our server is vanilla with a few plugins to help with moderation, and we always welcome feedback and ideas about how we can improve the server.
We typically have 50 people online at any given time and host fun events each week!
Server Settings: Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer:
Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.
A Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time!
NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear!
DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more!
Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games!
Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP: canopymc.net

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://canopymc.net/discord

Q: Is there a dynamic map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the dynamic map at: https://canopymc.net/map

MonkeyCraft: Name Chat 🐒🎮

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal studies, behavioral science, Chat, cognition, Communication, communication skills, group communication, Language, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, names, primate behavior, primate communication, research, scientific discovery, social behavior, Social Interaction, study, vocalization, wildlife observation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8297	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crops Grown:	1021
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

LOL u ever seen a monkey talkin to his homie like “hey bro, pass me that banana”? well on this server, we got monkeys that use NAMES to talk to each other! imagine logging on and seeing a monkey named Bobo asking for a pickaxe! join now for the most HILARIOUS and WILD conversations you’ll ever witness in Minecraft! 🐒🍌

PLUS, rumor has it that these monkeys have built their own secret treehouse kingdom where they throw EPIC banana parties every night! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now and get ready to party like a monkey in the jungle! 🌴🎉

oh, and did we mention that these monkeys are also expert builders? they’ve recreated famous landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China entirely out of bananas! come see these amazing creations for yourself and be amazed by the talent of our monkey friends! 🍌🏰

so what are you waiting for? come join the craziest and most bananas Minecraft server out there! you won’t regret it, we promise! 🐵💥 #monkeymadness #bananabuilders

Banhammered Minecraft Server

4chan, Backlash, Banhammered, banned, Brazil, BTFO, BUCKBREAKING, controversy, cultural clash, discrimination, favela, Indians, internet, marginalized communities, Minecraft, monkeys, Online Community, racism, Server, social media, south america, trolling, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Void Gems Collected:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on the epic journey of the great buckbreaking of the favelamonkeys! Witness the showdown between banned Brazilians and savage Indians on 4chan as they battle it out in the ultimate Minecraft showdown.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From riding pigs into battle to building giant monuments made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Minecraft world!

Minecraft SMP: /mggg/ Monster Girl Games General #952

apply patch., blog, Castle of Temptation, collab, Demo, Game, Game Guides, games, general, girl, Guide, lonesome spirit, mggg, MGQP, Minecraft, Monster, Monster Girl, Monster Girl Dreams, News, Paradox, part 3, Patch, REBF, Resources, savefile, smp, ToroToro Resistance, Translated trailer, translation, Wiki, Youmaen

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Divine Spears Created:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2798	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our outrageous Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with monster girls, quests, and translations galore!

Embark on a journey to the Castle of Temptation, where you’ll encounter Youmaen and lonesome spirits in a collab like no other. But beware, the MGQ Wiki and MGD Wiki hold secrets that will blow your mind!

Need a break from all the madness? Check out the Three Charms collab with REBFGame for a dose of reality. And don’t forget to grab the latest translation files for Paradox Part 3 Demo – trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest gameplay you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

””What Happened Here?” Minecraft Server”

bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, conundrum, Curious, Dilemma, Enigma, Happened, Minecraft, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, Server, strange, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, What Happened, what happened here

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

Our server is home to the legendary “Sheep Olympics,” where woolly athletes compete in events such as synchronized swimming and extreme sheep shearing.

But beware, our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots and leave mysterious explosions in his wake.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness. You never know what might happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Programming everyday until Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Computer, computer programming, creative content, editing, Entertaining, Entertainment, everyday, get a job, graduate college, Lazy, Livestream, Lovely Transposition, Minecraft, programming, programming livestreams, programming videos, smp, stop being a faggot, text files, Videos, youtube content

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of watching boring programming videos on YouTube? Do you want some real entertainment while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further than our absolutely insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride where we program everyday until we find the lost treasure of the ancient redstone gods! Watch as our players battle it out in epic PvP matches using only command blocks and their wits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate redstone master?

So forget about boring programming videos and join us for a crazy adventure like no other. Who needs to graduate college or get a job when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? See you on the server, you faggot!

CyberPaty Minecraft server

Active, BUILD, Chill, Community, CyberPaty, Discord, Donations, Economy, Equal, Events, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Wipes, Private, PvE, PvP, Russian, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Animals Bred:	179

Semi-vanilla server, everyone is equal here! No one has um 1! everyone has um 0! Come in, you won’t be bored with us! Events are also held here! join discord: https://discord.gg/9ysZhFJx4n

cyberpaty.gomc.fun

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of having virtual sex with Indonesian women! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a magical unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: Bee Me!

Anime, average height, Bee, beemee, BPD, committed relationship, cool aid, cuddles, cutie, diagnosed autism, Diagnosis, Loyal, mens issues, mental health, Minecraft, relationships, schizophrenia, self improvement, slightly chubby, sloppy toppy, smp, Understanding, women’s issues

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Villages Defended:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama rodeos where the winner gets a diamond block! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a player who claims to be in a committed relationship with an anime-watching, sloppy toppy-giving cutie who also happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knows what other crazy stories and adventures await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

Alien, alien invasion, alien invasion response, alien invasion warning, alien takeover, alien threat, aliens, Apathy, Extraterrestrial, Gaming, gaming distraction, gaming over aliens, gaming priorities, indifference, indifference to aliens, Invasion, invasion alert, invasion concern, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, video game obsession, video games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	90
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Are you tired of dealing with pesky aliens invading your planet? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those extraterrestrial troubles behind.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are more interested in building epic structures and battling creepers than worrying about alien invasions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train players to defend against potential alien attacks. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also be doing your part to save the world from outer space threats.

So why waste your time fretting about aliens when you can join our server and become a Minecraft hero instead? Grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and save the world – one block at a time!

Hunger Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Items Found:	5028
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3054
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the futuristic city of Neotokyo! But this ain’t your average SMP, oh no. We like to spice things up with some good ol’ fashioned web-based battle royale events. And when we say anything and anyone can join, we mean it. You might find yourself facing off against a herd of angry cows or even a group of dancing llamas.

But the best part? Some players take it to the next level by writing epic sagas about their in-game characters and their wild adventures in the battle royale. Who knows, you might become a legendary hero or a notorious villain in the lore of our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in Neotokyo. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, shenanigans are always guaranteed!

Zion’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, but be warned – our dragon is actually a shape-shifting llama with a taste for diamond armor! And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band and are terrorizing the land with their terrible music!

Tell your friends IRL about our server and watch as they all come running to join in on the madness. But be careful, because once they enter our world, they’ll never want to leave. They’ll become obsessed with building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT and challenging each other to ridiculous parkour races through lava-filled obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the chaos. Who knows, you might even become the chosen one destined to save us all from the dreaded llama dragon and his boy band of zombie villagers. Or you might just end up getting blown up by your own TNT statue – either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

Slopdown Cancelled? Minecraft SMP – Me When Aewtrannies and Hogwheels Say

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the aewtrannies and the hogwheels as they fight over the fate of Slopdown. Will it be cancelled? Will it be saved? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the hero of Slopdown and save the day! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen.