MonkeyCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying monkeys, banana battles, and a secret underground banana lair that only the bravest players can discover!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Banana, you’ll unlock unlimited power and become the ultimate banana warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the monkey madness begin! Happy birthday, indeed! 🍌🐒 #BananaWarrior #MonkeyMadness #GoldenBananaHunt

MonkeyCraft: Name Chat 🐒🎮

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal studies, behavioral science, Chat, cognition, Communication, communication skills, group communication, Language, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, names, primate behavior, primate communication, research, scientific discovery, social behavior, Social Interaction, study, vocalization, wildlife observation

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

LOL u ever seen a monkey talkin to his homie like “hey bro, pass me that banana”? well on this server, we got monkeys that use NAMES to talk to each other! imagine logging on and seeing a monkey named Bobo asking for a pickaxe! join now for the most HILARIOUS and WILD conversations you’ll ever witness in Minecraft! 🐒🍌

PLUS, rumor has it that these monkeys have built their own secret treehouse kingdom where they throw EPIC banana parties every night! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now and get ready to party like a monkey in the jungle! 🌴🎉

oh, and did we mention that these monkeys are also expert builders? they’ve recreated famous landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China entirely out of bananas! come see these amazing creations for yourself and be amazed by the talent of our monkey friends! 🍌🏰

so what are you waiting for? come join the craziest and most bananas Minecraft server out there! you won’t regret it, we promise! 🐵💥 #monkeymadness #bananabuilders

MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

accident prone, balcony fall, brain damage, brain health, brain trauma, childhood injuries, climbing accidents, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive test, head injuries, medical history, medical recommendations, Minecraft, monkey child, MonkeyCraft, past injuries, personal struggles, playhouse mishap, Server, stitches, traumatic experiences, untreated concussions

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2043	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of constantly falling and hitting your head in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and fall off cliffs, jump into walls, and climb on top of the tallest structures without any consequences!

Our server is so realistic, you’ll swear you actually broke your arm or suffered a concussion every time you take a tumble. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, our doctors in-game will give you a cognitive test just for kicks. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a hidden talent for pixelated brain teasers!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of reckless behavior without any of the real-life consequences. Just watch out for those creepers, they can be a real headache!

MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

animal antics, Animal Behavior, Breakfast, breakfast time, Comical, cute animals, daily habits, euromonkeys, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, monkey business, MonkeyCraft, morning routine, PRIMATES, relatable memes, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral content

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mines Excavated:	1062
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, the Euromonkeys are in charge! These monkeys are always up to some crazy antics, like stealing all the players’ breakfast and causing chaos in the virtual world. But don’t worry, they’re also super friendly and love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join our server for a chance to interact with these mischievous Euromonkeys and see what kind of trouble they’ll get into next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new breakfast buddy! So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your snacks!

MonkeyCraft: Where Black Monkeys Go Bananas!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4238	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and trolls on other servers? Look no further, because our server is a safe haven from all the BLACK MONKEY NIGGERS causing chaos. Join us and leave the drama behind as we embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and fun.

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.

But wait, there’s more! We have a magical unicorn petting zoo, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that respawn every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave those BLACK MONKEY NIGGERS in the dust as we build, explore, and laugh our way to victory!

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

BlockPartyMinecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic non-sexual feelings you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you strike a vein so massive that you start levitating with joy. Or maybe you’re building a castle and you finally finish the last turret, causing fireworks to shoot out of your computer screen. Trust us, the satisfaction you’ll get from playing on our server is better than winning the lottery while riding a unicorn through a rainbow. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in a non-sexual way, of course)!

CraftyConcealments

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsession with building pixelated structures in a virtual world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky creativity run wild! Join us and unleash your inner architect while keeping your secret safe from the prying eyes of the real world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious group of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers throw parties instead of exploding. Will you be brave enough to venture through the portal and uncover the truth behind this bizarre alternate reality?

So come on, join us on our wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination roam free. Who knows what secrets and adventures await you in this crazy world of blocks and pixels!

BrickFestGoneWild

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	222	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll be facing are from creepers and zombies, not crazy festival goers in Germany! we promise no dead or wounded players, just lots of fun and adventure! plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats and the spiders breakdance. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

NoLifeCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Star Shards Collected:	279	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	5251	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A PARTY IN YOUR BRAIN BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE OR TURN INTO A FLYING PIG. WE GOT DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF AND A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH SQUID NINJAS.

ALSO, WE HAVE A MYSTERIOUS PORTAL THAT LEADS TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND PIGS RULE THE WORLD. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE OUT OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORN FARTS.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE, JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST THE BLOCKS. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.

OrgasmCraft: Where Achievements Matter

achievement, Achievements, Communication, Failure, Femininity, Gender Roles, Intimacy, matter, Men, orgasm, OrgasmCraft, Perception, PRESSURE, Psychology, relationships, sensitivity, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, societal norms, Stereotypes, study, traditional expectations, Women

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna feel like a total boss babe. like, when you join, you automatically level up your femininity game by a million percent. it’s like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on becoming the ultimate queen bee of Minecraft.

on this server, every time a man has an orgasm, you get a special power boost. it’s like, the more man orgasms, the more powerful you become. it’s like a total girl power explosion up in here. and if a man doesn’t have an orgasm, well, let’s just say you better watch out because the femininity police are coming for you.

so like, if you wanna be the baddest babe in all of Minecraft, you gotta join this server. it’s like, the ultimate test of your femininity and power. plus, the community is super supportive and will cheer you on every step of the way. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate queen of Minecraft!

Harmony Falls Server: Where you can hear your friends scream as the creepers sneak up on them! 1.20+ Java

Boss, Build Competitions, Clans, CREEPERS, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Falls, Friends, GLADIATOR, Harmony, Hear, Hide and seek, java, Minecraft, Murder Mystery, Pets, PvP, Quests, RPG, scream, Server, Skills, smp, sneak, Tournaments, Towny, voice chat

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Magic Items Found:	7590	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Server Details
Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls:

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Proximity Voice Chat: Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat, allowing you to talk to other nearby players! (Optional)
Towny & Economy: Build your own town/clan, trade, or wage war with other clans/players.
PvE & PvP: Engage in battles against mobs or challenge others in PvP arenas. PvP is optional.
Bosses/Dungeons: New bosses added regularly.
Pets: Venture with companions like bears, griffins, or dragons!
RPG Elements: Level up skills, choose paths, and go on quests.
Events: Participate in events, tournaments, and competitions.

Join our Discord community to get started and meet fellow players!

See our new Dungeon & Bosses update coming soon!

Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your epic adventure!

Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

See you in Harmony Falls!

FAQ

1. How do I join Harmony Falls?

To join Harmony Falls, simply enter the IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world in your Minecraft client.

2. Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?

No, PvP is optional on Harmony Falls. You can toggle PvP on or off as you wish.

3. Are there regular events on Harmony Falls?

Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions regularly for players to participate in and win prizes.

4. Can I create my own town on Harmony Falls?

Yes, Harmony Falls offers Towny for players to create their own towns or clans and establish relationships with other clans.

5. What RPG elements are available on Harmony Falls?

Players can level up skills, choose paths, and go on quests with RPG elements like MCMMO (limited skills at the moment).

6. How can I communicate with other players on Harmony Falls?

Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat for proximity voice communication with other nearby players (optional).

CraftyLog Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with logfags and their spammy ways? Well, look no further because our server is a poop-free zone! That’s right, no more dealing with immature poop jokes here.

Join our server for a chance to escape the madness of logfags and their poop obsession. We offer a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without being bombarded with nonsense.

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge. So if you’re feeling brave and want to test your skills against the legendary Herobrine, come on over and join us!

But beware, the server is also rumored to be haunted by creepers who have a strange obsession with dancing to disco music. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!

Remember, on our server, the only thing that’s allowed to be explosive is the fun! So leave your poop jokes at the door and come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

SMP_ProgrammingProblems Minecraft SMP

bugs, coding, coding challenges, coding difficulties, coding errors, computer science, debugging, errors, Frustration, Minecraft, programming, programming annoyances, programming frustrations, programming issues, programming obstacles, programming problems, smp, SMP_ProgrammingProblems, software bugs, Software Development, software glitches, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Animals Bred:	129
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of getting stuck in code loops and debugging for hours on end? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only coding you’ll be doing is crafting your way to victory!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky programming problems. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a group of mischievous chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hunt that will lead you to a hidden chest filled with enchanted loot and rare items. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are afraid of kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those coding woes behind! Who needs debugging when you can be digging for diamonds and dodging exploding sheep?

HappyCraft SMP: Laughter is the Best Medicine

coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Exercise, gratitude practice, HappyCraft, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, Laughter, Medicine, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, nature therapy, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self love, self-care, smp, social connection, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only to be ambushed by creepers and skeletons at every turn? Do you long for the camaraderie of fellow blockheads who understand your obsession with building pixelated castles and farming virtual crops?

Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your virtual woes! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to with your new blocky buddies?

Nope, Creeper Country!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	62	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Tired of dodging creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the safest place to be! We have a team of expert moderators who will protect you from any potential dangers, including those pesky Endermen trying to steal your blocks.

Join us and explore our custom-built world, complete with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any hostile mobs that come your way.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where you can meet alternate versions of yourself and team up to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who knows, you might even find a rare pet dragon to ride into battle!

So forget about dangerous countries in the real world, come join us in our safe and thrilling Minecraft server where the only danger you’ll face is running out of snacks while you build your epic castle.