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Crafty Monkeys Server: Where Monkeys Rule and Apes Drool. Join the LOLs and build your own blocky utopia! #monkeybusiness

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to a wild and wacky Minecraft server where monkeys and apes reign supreme! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, here you can swing from tree to tree like a real jungle primate.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the back of a giant gorilla as you battle against rival players in epic monkey warfare. Don’t worry about falling off, our apes are trained professionals (not really, but it’s more fun this way).

But be careful, the monkeys have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the apes in a hilarious struggle for power. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join our insane monkey vs. ape showdown? Remember, monkeys do NOT equal apes, so choose your side wisely for a wild Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the jungle!

No Cheating AI Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Star Shards Collected:	274

Are you tired of getting wrecked by cheaters in every PVP game you play? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server has the most advanced AI anti-cheating system that will ban those pesky cheaters faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Our AI is so smart, it can detect if a player is using x-ray vision to find diamonds or flying around like a glitchy ender dragon. Join our server and experience fair gameplay like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our AI has a secret crush on Steve and will do anything to protect him from cheaters. So come join us and help our AI find love in a world full of cheaters!

Back to Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ores Mined:	7313	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens have formed their own government, and the villagers are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because we also have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns and flying llamas that drop diamonds wherever they go.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco club where the Endermen like to breakdance. We also have a giant maze filled with traps, treasure, and a very confused panda who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time, summon dragons, and turn their enemies into harmless bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventure of your life!

UnderwearCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the player became the richest player in all of Minecraft land and built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. Who knows, maybe you could be the next Minecraft millionaire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon racing competition. Compete against other players in a thrilling race to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the title of Dragon Slayer Champion. The winner gets a prize so rare and valuable, it’s said to be worth more than a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and epic quests await you in our pixelated paradise!

MommaCraft: F Off Edition

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8753	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more chaotic than a pack of wolves? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on drama and tension. Witness epic battles between players as they navigate through complicated relationships and conflicting emotions.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a front-row seat to the ultimate showdown between a mother-in-law and a pregnant wife. Watch as they duke it out in a battle of wills, with puke-filled ER visits and passive-aggressive food offerings. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us today! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome, but creepers are not.

DeathtasticCelebHoax

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories! We have secret tunnels leading to underground bunkers where Elvis Presley and Tupac are chilling together, sipping on diamond-studded milkshakes. But that’s not all – we also have a hidden portal to a parallel universe where Michael Jackson is moonwalking on the moon! So come on down and solve the mystery of which famous person successfully faked their death – the answer might just blow your blocky mind!

CraftyNATOvsRussia

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, we got this crazy story where, like, NATO allies, like, took over some russian assets and used them to fund artillery for ukraine. like, what even is that, bro?

join this server and, like, experience the wildest adventures ever. build crazy stuff, battle epic monsters, and, like, maybe even start a world war or something. who knows, man? anything can happen in this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. it’s gonna be a total blast, like, for real.

HeartThieves LifeSteal SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Buildings Constructed:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimension Hops:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to HeartThieves LifeSteal SMP!

Dive into the ultimate survival experience where every heart counts.

In the world of HeartThieves, every kill you make steals health from your enemies. Trust is scarce, and every battle could be your last!

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Join now and prove your strength! https://discord.gg/ZGnRNmRD6p

50.20.202.4:26980

Holicraft Network

Adventure, alliances, Anarchic, Anarchy, Bedwars, Challenges, Chaos, combat arenas, Community, Events, holicraft network, Knockbackffa, Minecraft, open world, PvP, Rewards, Survival, Survival Games, Team Battles, unique experience, Void

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Enchantments Applied:	300

Holicraft Network – Discover your new Minecraft adventure!

Modalities: – Survival: Survive, explore and build in an open world full of challenges. – Bedwars: Defend your bed and destroy enemy beds in epic team battles. – Anarchic: Live in a world without rules, where you can form alliances or cause chaos at will. – KnockBackFFA: Face other players in combat arenas where the objective is not to fall into the void.

Join our community and enjoy events, rewards and a unique experience in each modality!

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SapphireWorld 1.20-1.21 CREATIVE Minecraft server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4274	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Creative Server

sapphire.b2t.world

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9454	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!