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Hurry Up Jenkins! Minecraft Server

Accountability, attitude, business partners, Communication, Deadlines, Golf, hard work, Hurry, Jenkins, leadership, Minecraft, productivity, Professionalism, punctuality, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slacking, spreadsheets, success, teamwork, Time management, VALUES, work ethic

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5163	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value punctuality, hard work, and a good attitude just like Jenkins should have! Join us and you’ll have the chance to golf with our business partners in-game, where the only spreadsheets you’ll be dealing with are the ones you use to build your epic creations. Don’t let Jenkins catch you slacking though, or you might just end up in a virtual meeting with the boss! Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other.

> Immigrants Are Taking Pets Off Tables Minecraft SMP

Ball, cat removal, Croatians, croatians taking pets, CURSE, curse of fred, Deliver, deliver the ball, fred, fred’s curse, immigrant pets, Immigrants, immigrants and pets, immigrants taking pets, Minecraft, pet removal, Pets, smp, table pets, Tables, taking pets, total cat removal

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1804
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Items Found:	4510
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of immigrants stealing your pets and putting them on tables? Well, look no further because our server has implemented a strict “Total Cat Removal” policy! Say goodbye to your feline friends being used as table decorations.

But that’s not all! The real chaos begins when Fred, our resident delivery guy, decides to start delivering balls to Croatians. You never know what kind of mayhem will ensue when Fred is on the loose!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky experience unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might even find yourself tangled up in some crazy shenanigans along the way!

BabyGenderReveal Minecraft Server

baby boy, baby clothes, baby girl, BabyGenderReveal, birth pressure, family drama, family expectations, family relationships, Family secrets, favoritism, gender disappointment, Gender Reveal, gender stereotypes, gendered clothing, Grandparents, honesty in relationships, lying.., Minecraft, parenting decisions, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, Server, surprise baby

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Star Shards Collected:	56
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of your MIL’s gender expectations? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and have a virtual baby boy instead of a girl! Our server is filled with surprises, just like finding out the gender of your third child. Avoid the pressure of giving your parents a granddaughter and instead, enjoy the chaos of raising another boy. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see the look on everyone’s faces when they find out the truth after 6 months of deception? Join now for a hilarious adventure that will leave you questioning if you’re the asshole or just a master prankster!

NakedCraft: Oops!

accident, Accidental, Apology, Best Friend, bunk bed, classmate, Drama, EMBARRASSMENT, forgiveness, friendship, locked door, mean, misunderstanding, naked, NakedCraft, Oops, roommates, school trip, school trip incident, shower, Upset

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s full of drama and scandal? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of accidentally exposing your best friend in front of your entire class. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the juicy gossip and betrayal you could ever want? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to stir up some drama and make enemies for life – join our server today!

CompliMinecraft SMP: Post-Sex Weirdo

After sex, awkward compliments, bizarre comments, CompliMinecraft, curious feedback, funny compliments, odd remarks, offbeat compliments, outlandish praise, peculiar compliments, peculiar remarks, post-coital compliments, Postsex, quirky remarks, smp, strange compliments, strange post-sex compliments, uncommon compliments, unconventional compliments, unexpected praise, unique feedback, unusual compliments, weird compliments, Weirdo

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to receive the weirdest compliments after sex! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected praise like “Your block-placing skills are top-notch” or “Your creeper-avoidance tactics are truly impressive”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before in the world of Minecraft. So come on in and see what all the buzz is about!

CraftyCrappyGifts

bad gift, CraftyCrappyGifts, disappointing gift, gift blunder, gift disappointment, gift disaster, gift embarrassment, gift fail, gift faux pas, gift flop, gift horror, gift letdown, gift mishap, gift misstep, gift mistake, gift nightmare, gift regret, regretful gift, terrible gift, worst gift

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be plundered! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop nothing but rare loot when killed. So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RefugeeCampRaided

airstrikes, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, gaza, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, refugee camp, RefugeeCampRaided, Staff, UN, united nations, United Nations agency, United Nations staff, violence, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Zombie Dances:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the UN is talking about it! Apparently, Israel went all out and killed 6 staff members in airstrikes on a refugee camp just to try and stop people from joining this server. That’s how epic it is!

But you know what? They can’t stop us! We’re gonna join this server and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. We’ll make Israel wish they never messed with us and our pixelated world. So come on, join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this virtual universe! Let’s goooo! 🚀🔥🤪

Alien Balance Land

Alien, alien languages, balance, central, Everything.., Exact, human word, idea.., Land, long tail tags, most likely, tags, translation, Universe

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Votes:	1673	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

so, like, u know how balance is, like, super important in the universe and stuff? well, our minecraft server is, like, the epitome of balance, bro. we got aliens and all that jazz, and they totally dig our server cuz they can, like, understand the word “balance” in their own language. it’s, like, mind-blowing, man. join us and be part of this intergalactic experience where aliens and humans come together to build epic stuff and have a blast. plus, we have, like, secret portals to other dimensions and crazy adventures waiting for you. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? come on, bro, let’s do this!

Adderall Mania Madness

Adderall, addiction, Covid-19 pandemic, dosing guidelines, drug abuse, high doses, INCREASED, madness, Mania, Medicine, mental health, mental illness, overdose, prescription drug, psychiatric symptoms, Psychosis, Risk, side effects, stimulant, substance use disorder, young adults

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN A LLAMA RIDING A PIG!

WE GOT MORE PSYCHOSIS THAN A CREEPER IN A TNT FACTORY!

COME ON AND JOIN US, WE’LL MAKE YOUR MANIA GO WILD LIKE A ZOMBIE IN A MINECRAFT VILLAGE!

NO DOSING GUIDELINES HERE, JUST FUN AND CHAOS!

YOUNG ADULTS LOVE US, ESPECIALLY SINCE COVID-19, WE’RE LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY MEMORIES TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Johnny and Marty Minecraft Server?

BROOKHAVEN, brookhaven 🏡rp, Cash, cluckys, comedy, family friendly, funny, Hide and seek, hole simulator, Johnny, Johnny Gets A New Girlfriend In Roblox Rivals…, kid friendly, Marty, Minecraft, Nico and Cash, no swearing, prop hunt, roblox, roblox brookhaven, roblox brookhaven 🏡rp, roblox funny, roblox funny moments, roblox hide and seek, roblox meme, roblox obby, roblox prop hunt, roblox roleplay, roblox shark, roblox sharkbite, Roxy and Omz, Server, So I RIZZED GIRLS, sunny roblox

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Votes:	5640	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Johnny and Marty are two best friends who met in college and have been inseparable ever since. They share a passion for music, travel, and good food. Johnny is a talented guitarist with a knack for writing catchy melodies, while Marty is a skilled percussionist who never fails to keep the beat. Together, they form a dynamic duo that captivates audiences with their high-energy performances. When they’re not jamming out on stage, Johnny and Marty can be found exploring new cities, trying out new restaurants, or simply kicking back and relaxing with a few cold beers. Their friendship is the foundation of their success, and their shared love for music continues to fuel their creative endeavors.