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Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

bigger dicks, BROWN, civilized, Crafty, crave by women, ethinically chink, filipino men, Gay, gets mogged, handsome, hate, hates china, loves china, Malaysian, Malaysian Men, Men, Minecraft, Monkey looking, pajeets, Server, taller, Thread

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8011	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9329	Divine Spears Created:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

BookWormSMP

Book, BookWormSMP, Educational, emotional, Favorite, Impact, influential, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, Literature, memoir, motivational, non-fiction, novel, personal growth, reading, Self Discovery, Significant, Thought-provoking, Transformational

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

BlockyGrinCraft

Amused, beam, blissful, BlockyGrinCraft, brighten my day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, delighted, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Grin, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, joy, Laughter, pleased, positivity, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

BlockBlastersMC

airstrike aftermath, Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastersMC, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence reports, Israeli airstrike, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, missile unit, political implications, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security sources, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Runes Activated:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

Atlantic time zone, Canada, Crafty, daylight savings time, Frenzy, geography, Newfoundland, Newfoundland time zone, North America, Special, standard time, Time, time changes, time zone anomalies, time zone boundaries, time zone differences, time zone distinctions, time zone regulations, time zone variations, time zones, timekeeping, Unique, worldwide, Zone

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Farms Harvested:	379
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	1100	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PixelLove Matchmaking

attraction, cognitive psychology, dating preferences, evaluations, Eye-tracking study, gender differences, Human Behavior, MATCHMAKING.., MATE SELECTION, Men, online dating profiles, Perception, physical attractiveness, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, resource potential, sex differences, social behavior, visual attention, Women

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Medieval Europe Minecraft Server

Artistic achievements, class hierarchy, cultural advancements, Daily Life, Disease Outbreaks, economic systems, educational opportunities, Europe, Feudal System, Historical accuracy, hygiene practices, living conditions, Media portrayal, Medieval, Medieval Europe, Minecraft, misconceptions, political structures, religious influence, Server, shithole, societal conditions, technological advancements, warfare tactics

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	180
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old medieval Europe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve turned medieval Europe into a wild and crazy adventure!

Picture this: instead of boring old castles and knights, we’ve got flying pigs and rainbow-colored unicorns roaming the land. Want to fight dragons? No problem, we’ve got a whole army of them waiting for you to take them on. And forget about peasants and kings, we’ve got talking animals and dancing skeletons running the show.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Only on our medieval Europe-themed Minecraft server, of course! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

Wtf Did Dan Do To Her Minecraft SMP

ACCUSATION, BETRAYAL, confusion, Dan, Deception, disbelief, Drama, emotional turmoil, Friends, gossip, Minecraft, Mystery, relationships, rumor, scandal, Secrets, shock, smp, speculation, Trust, what did Dan do, WTF

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Runes Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
New Chunks Explored:	310813	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, with scandals that will make your diamond sword drop. Like, seriously, have you heard about what Dan did to her? It’s wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and friendships that are stronger than obsidian. Plus, our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one Minecraft adventure you won’t want to miss!

HouseFlipperMC

building a house, early Alzheimer’s, family home, family tension, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial issues, Forever Home, fortunate circumstances, high taxes, HouseFlipperMC, inheritance tax, lovely house, planning and building, poor financial decisions, practical solution, selling the house, separate homes, tax reasons, wasted time and money

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane experience ever!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between your parents and your spouse about selling the house they were building for you. Your parents are pensioners facing high taxes, your dad has early Alzheimer’s, and there’s a whole drama about a pond in the yard. But wait, it gets even crazier – they plan to sell the house and buy you and your sister separate homes worth £1.3 million each! And all of this is happening in Minecraft!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, financial woes, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this drama and excitement? So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!