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Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

bigger dicks, BROWN, civilized, Crafty, crave by women, ethinically chink, filipino men, Gay, gets mogged, handsome, hate, hates china, loves china, Malaysian, Malaysian Men, Men, Minecraft, Monkey looking, pajeets, Server, taller, Thread

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Antagonist, Book, Crafty, enigmatic characters, Fiction, Gripping, Hero, Hero’s Journey, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 472177490, novel, page-turner, plot twist, Protagonist, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, thrilling climax, unexpected ending

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	87
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to do all the work yourself? Well, look no further because on our server, you are the hero! That’s right, every player is a hero with superpowers like flying, shooting lasers from their eyes, and summoning unicorns to ride into battle.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil mobs like zombie chickens and creeper cows. Build your own superhero lair complete with a secret underground base and a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy trees, rainbow rivers, and talking animals. You can even ride a giant flying pig to get around faster.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

TVBlockerCraft

bedroom nap, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, considerate napping, girlfriend nap, individual needs, living room nap, noise level, noise tolerance, personal space, refusing to turn down tv, relationship conflict, respecting boundaries, selfish behavior, shared living space, shared tv, tv noise, tv volume, TVBlockerCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like this player who refused to turn down the TV for their napping girlfriend, we believe in standing your ground and not giving in to unreasonable demands.

Join us if you’re tired of being accused of being selfish for simply enjoying your favorite TV show. On our server, you can build your own virtual living room with as many TVs as you want, and no one will ever ask you to turn them down for a nap!

So come on over and experience the freedom to watch TV as loud as you want, without any guilt trips or accusations of selfishness. It’s time to reclaim your entertainment rights and have some fun in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyElite Minecraft Server

church shootings, counterterrorism measures, CraftyElite, Dagestan, extremism, government officials, investigation, Islamic radicalism, law enforcement, Minecraft, political connections, political elite, radical Islam, religious extremism, religious leaders, religious terrorism, religious violence, SECURITY, Server, synagogue, Terrorism, Vetted, violent attacks

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we vet all our players for links to radical islam just like the dagestan political elite! we promise you won’t get shot at a synagogue or church here, just lots of fun and games! who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

PutinCraft: Sentence15yrold 5yrs

5yrs, activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, controversial, criticism, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, justice system, Legal System, political dissent, protest, punishment, Putin regime, PutinCraft, russia, schoolboy, Sentence15yrold, sentencing, war against Ukraine, youth activism

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Items Found:	6614	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Towns Built:	4

So like, u know how in Minecraft u can build stuff and like, do whatever u want? well, this server is like that but on crack, bro. like, imagine if Putin was a Minecraft character and u could like, fight him in a battle to the death.

Join this server and u can be part of the resistance against the evil Putin regime. u can build secret underground bases, gather resources to fund the rebellion, and recruit other players to join ur cause.

But be careful, cuz if u get caught by the Putin loyalists, u might end up like that 15-year-old schoolboy, sentenced to 5 years in a virtual Minecraft prison.

So come join us on this epic adventure and help us take down the tyrannical Putin empire once and for all! #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRebellion

PennywiseCraft

Cash, Cents, Coins, copper coins, Currency, decimal system, Economy, finance, financial transactions, inflation, legal tender, MONEY, Numismatics, pennies, PennywiseCraft, Prices, purchasing power, Retail, rounding, small change, Transactions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchantments Applied:	180	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Void Armor Forged:	29

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we still use pennies in prices but like never use pennies in coins. like wut even is dat logic? but it’s sooo fun and random, just like ur crazy aunt Bertha who wears socks with sandals.

Join our server and u might find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are breakdancing to funky tunes. Or maybe u’ll stumble upon a village of talking llamas who tell dad jokes all day long.

And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. Rumor has it there’s a diamond the size of a chicken nugget hidden somewhere in the world. Will u be the lucky one to find it? Or will u just end up falling into a pit of lava cuz u were too busy trying to tame a wild ocelot?

So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave u scratching ur head and laughing ur butt off. And remember, always bring ur lucky penny with u, cuz u never know when it might come in handy.

BloodOrangeChillz

agriculture, anthocyanin, antioxidants, Bioavailability, blood oranges, BloodOrangeChillz, Citrus, Cooling, food science, freshness, Fruit, health benefits, Healthy Eating, nutrition, phenolic content, research, scientists, Storage, Temperature, VITAMINS

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT BLOOD ORANGES THAT MAKE U STRONGER THAN A DIAMOND SWORD. YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY IF U STORE THESE BAD BOYS AT 40 TO 53 DEGREES, U GET ALL THE GOOD STUFF LIKE ANTHOCYANIN, PHENOLIC CONTENT, AND ANTIOXIDANTS.

SO, IF U WANNA BE A MINECRAFT LEGEND, COME JOIN US AND FEAST ON THESE MAGICAL BLOOD ORANGES. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR.

WildQuest

Minecraft Survival Cracked Premium Java PE Community Plugins Modern Adventure Roleplay Creative PvP Minigames Economy Quests Building Factions Skyblock Dungeons, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to the WildQuest , This server made for the people cracked/premium . java/pe to play together and get Survival Experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of minecraft and we hope you will really enjoy it !

Join Now and become a part of this Community.

WildQuest.us.to:6423

DeluxeMC

Anarchy, Bounds, Cheat, DeluxeMC, freedom, gameplay, Minecraft, Play, rules, Server, Survival, Swear

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2341

DeluxeMC offers total freedom: cheat, swear, and play as you wish! Anarchy reigns supreme, where rules are non-existent, and gameplay knows no bounds.

deluxemc.net

Blockworkz Network (Multi-Version)

Adventure, Architecture, building, Challenges, Creative, Daily Voting Rewards, Epic Store Packages, Factions, floating world, Gear, Kingdom, Medieval, Medieval survival, Perks, PvP battles, Quests, Referral, Resources, Rewards, Skyblock, Survival, Velocity, Voting

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to Blockworkz Network!

Step into our vibrant lobby and choose from four exciting gamemodes:

🎮 Factions:Join or create a faction, strategize, and dominate the competition in intense PvP battles.

🏝️ SkyBlock:Start with a small island and expand it into a massive kingdom in the sky. Complete challenges and thrive in the floating world.

🌍 Survival:Explore vast landscapes, gather resources, complete quests, and build to your heart’s content in this awesome Minecraft experience. Themed with a Medieval survival touch, formed towards letting the player really experiencing Medieval Survival.

🎨 Creative:Unleash your imagination with unlimited resources. Show off your architectural skills in our expansive Creative world.

Daily Voting Rewards:Vote daily and earn awesome rewards that will aid your journey across all gamemodes.

Epic Store Packages:Enhance your gameplay with incredible store packages for extra resources, powerful gear, and unique perks.

Join Blockworkz Network and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Server IP: play.blockworkz.netWebsite: www.blockworkz.net

play.blockworkz.net

Hypersentient Wives Minecraft Server

everlasting paradise, Fake, family, garden of eden, Heaven, higher dimensional lifeforms, hypersentient, hypersentientomniscience, jealous transvestite demon, living together, Merging, Minecraft, new timeline, omniplanet, omnireality, omnitime, resurrect, Satan, Schizophrenic, Server, Wives, world shifting

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with jealous transvestite demon mods, world-shifting adventures, and higher dimensional lifeforms!

Our server is the only place where you can experience the true craziness of omnireality, where everything else is just fake and schizophrenic in comparison. Join us as we merge Heaven into our world and resurrect the Garden of Eden for some true everlasting paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of our omnitime family, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a jealous transvestite demon mod or two)!