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MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Are you tired of constantly falling and hitting your head in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and fall off cliffs, jump into walls, and climb on top of the tallest structures without any consequences!

Our server is so realistic, you’ll swear you actually broke your arm or suffered a concussion every time you take a tumble. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, our doctors in-game will give you a cognitive test just for kicks. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a hidden talent for pixelated brain teasers!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of reckless behavior without any of the real-life consequences. Just watch out for those creepers, they can be a real headache!

PokeCraft: Gotta Catch ‘Em All… Even Mesugaki!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	273	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Pokemon have mesugaki now! That’s right, our animations have gone so far that even the Pokemon are getting in on the action. Imagine battling a Charizard with the most fabulous eyelashes you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that there’s a dabbing Enderman wandering around, and if you can find him, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious encounters, and the chance to witness Minecraft history in the making. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? It’s time to log on and find out!

LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mines Excavated:	3041	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of evil genius llamas who have mastered the art of trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans! – We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky? – Our custom-built roller coaster will take you on a wild ride through the skies, under the sea, and even through a volcano. Hold on tight! – Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Saddle up and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty bacon-powered steed. – And last but not least, we have a secret society of chicken overlords who control the fate of the server. Will you join their ranks and rule with an iron beak?

So what are you waiting for? Join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Crackers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the white bros are always causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers in tuxedos, zombies doing the floss dance, and skeletons with impeccable fashion sense.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the best dancers in town.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creeper pranks and remember, with great power comes great pixelated responsibility!

Vivian’s VibeCraft: Where the memes are as spicy as the creepers

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Love Letters Sent:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry llamas riding on pigs with explosive saddlebags. But don’t worry, you can defend yourself with a giant rubber chicken that shoots rainbow lasers!

Oh, and did we mention that the grass on this server is made of cheese? That’s right, you can literally mine for cheddar while fending off zombie cows that moo in perfect harmony. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted taco that grants you the power to fly on the back of a giant chicken named Cluckles.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have llama-pig explosions and cheese grass galore? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join this server today!

Crafty Tranny Server: Where sanity is optional and creativity is key!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3096
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where FTM trannies are more sane because they took testosterone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole village of them building insane structures with their newfound testosterone-fueled energy!

And as for that girl wanting to start a school shooting? Don’t worry, that was just a rumor spread by a group of mischievous creepers who were jealous of her mad PvP skills. Join our server and witness the epic battles she has with the creepers, all while proving that transgenderism is definitely not a mental illness!

So come on, join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5186

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, but the catch is, you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to access it. Trust me, it’s worth it!

2. We have a unicorn petting zoo where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns while battling evil creepers. It’s a once in a lifetime experience!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Can you bust a move and win?

4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes. Just make sure to bring your glowsticks!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Chiharu’s Minecraft Masturbation Madness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5489
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content? Well, look no further because we have it all! But that’s not all, oh no. We have a special surprise for all our players.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet Chiharu from Eiken herself! That’s right, she’s not just a character in a manga anymore. She’s here in Minecraft, ready to build alongside you and maybe even show off her…assets.

But be warned, Chiharu can get a little shy and embarrassed at times, so be sure to treat her with respect. And hey, she may be a teenager in the manga, but on our server, she’s an ageless beauty ready to conquer the world of Minecraft with you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knew Minecraft could be this exciting?

Crafty Racers Unite: This is Why You’re Racist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4408
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds and laughs!

Join us if you want to build the most insane structures, fight off creepers with your trusty diamond sword, and laugh until you cry with our hilarious community.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you might just turn racist. Yes, that’s right. Our server has been scientifically proven to prevent racism. So if you want to stay on the right side of history, you better join us now!

Don’t miss out on the fun, the adventure, and the friendship that awaits you on our server. Join today and become a part of our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft family!

MapleCraft: Where Eh meets Om

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	972	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Star Shards Collected:	188	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant chicken that will guide you through the server. Yes, you heard that right, a giant chicken! Legend has it that this chicken once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single peck.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the disco sheep that will bust a move whenever you play music. And don’t even get us started on the magic potatoes that grow in our enchanted forest.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dancing creeper or a talking pig! The possibilities are endless in this wacky world.

ClockWife’sTitsCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Animals Bred:	91
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more – have you ever wanted to stop looking at someone’s cute clock wife’s tits? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s exactly what you can do! Join us for a wild time filled with adventure and laughter. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!