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MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

accident prone, balcony fall, brain damage, brain health, brain trauma, childhood injuries, climbing accidents, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive test, head injuries, medical history, medical recommendations, Minecraft, monkey child, MonkeyCraft, past injuries, personal struggles, playhouse mishap, Server, stitches, traumatic experiences, untreated concussions

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	78
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of constantly falling and hitting your head in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and fall off cliffs, jump into walls, and climb on top of the tallest structures without any consequences!

Our server is so realistic, you’ll swear you actually broke your arm or suffered a concussion every time you take a tumble. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, our doctors in-game will give you a cognitive test just for kicks. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a hidden talent for pixelated brain teasers!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of reckless behavior without any of the real-life consequences. Just watch out for those creepers, they can be a real headache!

Oakleaf SMP: Where We Promise Fair Play and May or May Not Have Overused the Word SMP

Builds, Cheats, Community, creativity, Discord, fair, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Hack, Ip:, java, Minecraft, Mods, Oakleaf, origins mod, Origins Plugin, overused, Play, Promise, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, welcome, Whitelisted, Word

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	98	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Overview

Features	Description
Community and Creativity	Join a welcoming community where collaboration and creativity thrive.
Fair Play	Respect others’ builds, no hacks or cheats, consensual PvP.
Origins Plugin	Experience Minecraft like never before with unique origins.
Helpful Features	Informative Discord channel, active moderators.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Connect to the server with the IP address oakleaf.apexmc.co

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, respect others’ builds, no hacks or cheats, consensual PvP.

Q: Can I use the Origins Plugin?

A: Yes, you can choose from various unique origins to shape your gameplay experience.

Q: How do I report issues or rule violations?

A: Contact moderators Slav or Mint on the Discord channel for swift resolution.

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is open to all players.

McDonaldsCraft Minecraft Server

AMA, career, customer interactions, customer service, Employee, employment opportunities, fast food, fast-paced environment, Food Industry, food preparation, Job, McDonalds, McDonaldsCraft, Minecraft, Restaurant (Industry), Server, shift work, team dynamics, work, work culture, work experience, work-life balance

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Void Armor Forged:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust out their best dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a dragon around the server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyFags Minecraft Server

anime figures, anime merchandise, Anime toys, Buyfag, Collectibles, CraftyFags, figure collecting, figure collecting community, figure display, figure photography, Figures, figurines, geeky, hobby, Japanese figures, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd Culture, Otaku, pop culture, Server, toy collection, weeb

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crops Grown:	3087
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and the llamas are actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and some extra armor in case things get a little too wild.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

autism, black tie, bouncer, closest relatives, dress code, exception, family, formal wear, husband, MIL, Minecraft, navy blue suit, public opinion, redneck relatives, sensory issues, sensory overload, Server, tux, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dress code is “diamond tie”! That’s right, we take our virtual fashion seriously here. No iron armor or leather pants allowed, only the finest diamond gear will get you past our virtual bouncer.

Just like the bride who hired a bouncer to enforce her black tie dress code, we have our own virtual bouncer who will kick you out if you don’t show up in your best diamond ensemble. We don’t care if you’re a redstone-loving redneck or a creeper in a suit, you better be sparkling in diamond or you’re outta here!

And if you think you can play the “autism” card like the BIL in this story, think again. We don’t discriminate based on sensory overload, but we do discriminate based on fashion faux pas. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where the only thing more epic than the builds is the dress code drama!

SpawnRoomSwap: Dad’s Dilemma

bio mom, blended family, Communication, consequences, custody, Dads, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, discipline, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, home environment, Jail, letting go, parenting, reconciliation, room makeover, sibling relationships, Son, SpawnRoomSwap, teenage rebellion, tick tock, Tough Decisions

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9687	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your daughter running off to her bio mom’s sketchy place. We promise no one will paint over your room while you’re away, unless it’s to create a cool new design for you to come back to!

With no underage drinking or smoking allowed on our server, you can rest assured that your virtual kids are safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with exciting activities and sports for your virtual children to enjoy.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a daughter who would rather be homeless than come back home when you can have a virtual family who will never leave you?

RageCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, Angry, apologies, calming techniques, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, Confrontation, de-escalation, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Empathy, hurtful words, inappropriate responses, insensitive comments, Minecraft, Ragecraft, relationships, self-control, Server, tactless remarks, triggering phrases, worst thing to say

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you feeling a little salty? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up rage in a virtual world where you can blow things up without consequences! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner Hulk and smash, build, and dominate to your heart’s content.

We have a special feature on our server called the “Anger Management Arena” where players can duke it out in epic PvP battles to release their frustrations. Trust us, nothing feels better than taking down your opponent with a diamond sword after a long day of dealing with annoying villagers and creepers.

And if you’re still feeling a bit heated, we have a “Rage Quit Room” where you can vent your frustrations by smashing blocks and setting off TNT explosions. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let off some steam in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who needs anger management classes when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in? Let the madness begin!

SkinnyCraft: How U Lose Weight?

Before and after, Calorie Counting, determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, LOSE, LOSE WEIGHT, meal planning, motivation, portion control, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success stories, tips for losing weight, weight, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss transformation, workout routine

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be running around so much trying to escape the zombie hordes that you’ll shed those pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword!” Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about those pesky cravings for junk food. Who needs pizza when you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples? Trust us, your waistline will thank you.

BidetFountainCraft

bathroom hygiene, bidet, bidet benefits, bidet design, bidet etiquette, bidet experience, bidet features, bidet function, bidet installation, bidet maintenance, bidet technology, bidet tips, bidet tricks, bidet use, BidetFountainCraft, cleanliness, FOUNTAIN, Peeing, personal hygiene, TOILET, water spray

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mines Excavated:	1733
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchantments Applied:	172	New Chunks Explored:	115892
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.

and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.

oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.

so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.

EcoCraft: Woodland Wonders

biodiversity conservation, carbon sequestration, conservation biology, Deforestation, EcoCraft, ecological value, Ecosystem Services, environmental sustainability, forest conservation, forest degradation, forest ecology, forest management, Forest preservation, forest regeneration, forest restoration, habitat restoration, Logged forests, sustainable forestry practices, sustainable logging, timber harvesting, wildlife protection, Wonders, woodland

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Votes:	6198
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, u know how in minecraft u chop down all them trees for wood and stuff? well, on our server, even if u chop down a tree, it still has like, value and stuff. like, the trees can still provide oxygen and shelter for animals and all that jazz. so like, if u care about the environment and stuff, u should totally join our server. plus, we have this crazy story about a tree that grew so big, it started talking to the players and giving them quests. yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and save the trees, man!

GeodeCraft

armor, custom crate, Custom Economy, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, entity stacking, GeodeCraft, item stacking, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, spawner stacking, Survival, Tools, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

GeodeCraft is a new friendly semi-survival server! GeodeCraft combines vanilla game play with an economy, player shops, custom items and many quality of life features for interesting game play! This server relies heavily on player feedback and encourages discussion on what changes and additions players feel would improve their experience.

Features: – Land Claims – Custom crate tools, armor and items – Player Shops – Player Warps – McMMO – Resource Worlds – Custom Economy plugin – Entity/Spawner/Items stacking

IP: mc.geodecraft.net Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T Come join us if this sounds like the place for you!

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