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Advanced Monkey Business Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

animal antics, Animal Behavior, Breakfast, breakfast time, Comical, cute animals, daily habits, euromonkeys, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, monkey business, MonkeyCraft, morning routine, PRIMATES, relatable memes, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral content

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Alien Abductions:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, the Euromonkeys are in charge! These monkeys are always up to some crazy antics, like stealing all the players’ breakfast and causing chaos in the virtual world. But don’t worry, they’re also super friendly and love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join our server for a chance to interact with these mischievous Euromonkeys and see what kind of trouble they’ll get into next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new breakfast buddy! So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your snacks!

BritsCraft LOLz

British, british culture, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, British Monarchy, british slang, British society, British traditions, BritsCraft, Edition, lolz, monkey business, monkey see monkey do, monkeying about, monkeying around, monkeying around the clock, monkeying around the world, monkeying around town, monkeys, PRIMATES, uk

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	7128	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – monke edition! 🍌

Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms? Well, on our server, you can build a treehouse fit for a king of the jungle! Swing from vine to vine like Tarzan and show off your mad monkey skills.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret society of intelligent apes who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join forces with them to create the ultimate banana fortress and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your fruit.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Banana hidden deep within the jungle. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited bananas for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join monke edition today and go bananas in the craziest Minecraft server around! 🐒🍌

WuwaCraft Minecraft Server

Android, banner, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, Moon’s Grace, Official Twitter Account, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, Server, Timeline, Trailer, Turquoise Moonglow, weapon banner, windows, wuthering waves, WuwaCraft, Zhezhi

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the waves are wuthering and the adventures are endless! Join now for a chance to ride on a magical unicorn through the Turquoise Moonglow, where you can battle the legendary Zhezhi and become a PROFESSIONAL Resonator.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our map filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. Keep track of all the action with our Convene Tracker and participate in epic events like the By Moon’s Grace festival.

And don’t forget about our exclusive codes for special rewards! Finish the tutorial and redeem codes like WUTHERINGGIFT and BAHAMUT for unbelievable prizes. Plus, show off your moves with our emotes and make new friends on our /wuwa/ Friends List.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

behind schedule, Confused, creeper, delayed, disbelief, expletive, last minute, Late, Minecraft, missed opportunity, procrastination, reaction, running behind, Shocked, smp, SPEECHLESS.., surprised, TARDY, time crunch, Time management, unexpected, what the fuck

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Towns Built:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	240
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

GrannyGateWeddingDrama

estranged mother, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family pressure, family promises, family relationships, family reunions, Family Support, Grandparents, GrannyGateWeddingDrama, parental abandonment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of family drama following you everywhere, even in Minecraft? Join our server for a drama-free zone where you can escape all the craziness!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with long-lost relatives popping up out of nowhere and expecting you to welcome them with open arms. On our server, the only family you’ll have to worry about is your Minecraft family – and they’ll always have your back, no matter what!

Say goodbye to unwanted wedding crashers and hello to a community that respects your boundaries. We promise no surprise siblings showing up uninvited to your virtual nuptials – unless, of course, you want them there!

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family feuds and unwanted guests. See you in the game!

CashCow SMP: Easy Money!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Farms Harvested:	392	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of grinding for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, the easiest way to earn money is by selling enchanted golden carrots to the villagers! Why? Because apparently, they’re obsessed with them and will pay top dollar for them. It’s like a black market for golden veggies, but shh, don’t tell Mojang!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground casino where you can gamble your hard-earned emeralds for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just watch out for the creeper bouncers, they don’t take kindly to cheaters.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive questing guild where you’ll embark on epic journeys to find the legendary Notch’s left sock. Rumor has it that whoever possesses it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our crazy SMP!

CraftyGramps

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, CraftyGramps, dislike, Experience, getting older, growing up, habits, Lifestyle, Maturity, perspective, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, wisdom

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Potions Brewed:	58	Divine Spears Created:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you starting to dislike responsibilities, adulting, and bills as you get older? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or find the rarest diamond!

Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and chickens wear sunglasses. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and a group of rebellious sheep who are plotting to overthrow the evil cow dictator.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your inner child run wild!

KoreanCraft: No Apaches, Just Blocks

Apache helicopters, Apaches, blocks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, international relations, KoreanCraft, military alliance, military equipment, military escalation, military technology, North Korea, North Korean response, political controversy, Provocative, south korea, strategic move, Tension, US, weapons sale

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	5485
Secret Passages Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than north korea when they found out about those apache helicopters being sold to south korea 😂 our server is so lit, it’ll make kim jong-un jealous of our firepower 💥 join us for some crazy pvp battles and build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos 🏗️ who needs nukes when you have diamond swords and creepers on your side? 😜 plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will make you invincible in battle 🍎 so what are you waiting for? come join us and show the world that you’re the true ruler of the minecraft universe! 🌍👑

Mineturf: Where Digging for Diamonds is the Only Way Out!

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, custom fishing, custom mines, custom skills, diamonds, Digging, Free Ranks, Grinding, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Mineturf, Pickaxe Enchants, Prisons, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, supply crates, Top Player

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Towns Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	5292	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Mineturf Prisons Overview

Feature	Description
IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features:

Free Ranks by Grinding
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply connect to mineturf.xyz in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any free ranks available?

A: Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in the game.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, there is a PvP Arena and KOTH available for players to engage in PvP.

Q: What are Supply Crates?

A: Supply Crates are rewards that you can obtain by completing certain tasks or milestones in the game.

PixelPants Minecraft Server

body autonomy, body image, clothing, cover up, cultural practices, culture, dress code, female modesty, feminism, Islam, Minecraft, Modest clothing, modesty, PixelPants, public appearance, religious beliefs, religious dress, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, tradition, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of seeing too much skin on Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is so ahead of the curve, we make all players cover up their entire bodies in public areas. Join us and embrace the modesty of Islam while building your blocky empire. Who knew pixelated hijabs could be so stylish? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

NSFWGifMasters Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult entertainment, adult subreddits, adult videos, arousal, Erotica, explicit content, explicit gifs, fetish, Gifs, masturbation aid, Minecraft, NSFW, nsfw gifs, nsfw videos, NSFWGifMasters, pornographic material, Recommendations, sexual pleasure, sexual stimulation, smp, subreddits, Videos

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2303	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and tending to your crops? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor. Watch as alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye, all while trying to survive the chaos that ensues.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane treasure hunts you’ll ever come across. From hidden dungeons filled with rare loot to secret villages guarded by powerful mobs, there’s always something new and exciting to discover.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm where the legendary Notch himself resides, ready to bestow upon you the greatest of gifts. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

BoomerBlockz

aging, body changes, BoomerBlockz, career stagnation, FATIGUE, fear of mortality, financial worries, gray hair, health issues, Insecurity, lack of energy, Loneliness, loss of vitality, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, physical limitations, regrets, self-doubt, societal expectations, weight gain, wrinkles

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Are you tired of aging and feeling like your youth is slipping away faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is a mere illusion! Join us and defy the laws of aging as you build, mine, and craft your way to eternal youth and immortality. Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to endless days of blocky fun and adventure. Who needs a fountain of youth when you have a diamond pickaxe and a stack of enchanted golden apples? Join us now and stay forever young in the world of Minecraft!