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Monkey Madness – Minecraft SMP

ape, Bananas, Behavior, Community, desuarchive, Explore, Fun, Interactive, learn, madness, masterbin, mimic, Minecraft, MONKEY, O_O_K, playful, PRIMATES, Simian Sunday, smp, Social, Tenkaichi Budokai Edition, Thread, Trash

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to the Tenkaichi Budokai Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Get ready to monkey around with fellow apes as you compete in epic battles and challenges inspired by our primate ancestors.

Join us if you want to see and do things just like other primates – swing from trees, fling poop at your enemies, and communicate using only grunts and gestures. Don’t go bananas over it, just embrace your inner ape and have a wild time!

Our Masterbin is filled with all the tools and resources you need to survive in this crazy jungle world. And if you’re looking for some hilarious moments, check out our previous threads for some outrageous stories and shenanigans that will leave you ROFLing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the monkey business begin!

Chunky Monkey Minecraft SMP

Candidate, chunky, Democracy, election, fat fuck, Government, Minecraft, MONKEY, political accountability, political campaign, political commentary, political corruption, Political debate, political division, political humor, political responsibility, political rhetoric, Political satire, political system, Politics, smp, Voting, voting for, voting rights

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensued as this player went around setting everything on fire with their fiery farts.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want to be besties with dancing llamas?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, don’t vote for the fat fuck, vote for the fun!

Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

24GB memory, Bananas, classic, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Flavored, Freshly wiped, Google Doc, help-chat, java, Kingdom, Mature, MONKEY, paper minecraft server, quality of life additions, review, seeing you, Server, server-application channel, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

Youthful Monkey Metformin Server

aging process, anti-aging, brain aging, brain function, brain health, China, cognitive decline, cognitive function, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Fountain Of Youth, Longevity, medical breakthrough, medication, metformin, MONKEY, monkeys, neurology, pharmaceuticals, scientific research, Server, Youthful, youthfulness

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Farms Harvested:	834	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing cray cray. dis server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, just like dat common diabetes drug metformin. scientists in china found dat monkeys who play on dis server age slower in da brain. so, if u wanna keep ur brain young and fresh, join dis server now! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. yea, u heard me right. u can ride on a flying pig while having a convo with a cow. it’s lit, fam. so, what u waiting for? join now and stay forever young in ur brain, just like dem monkeys in china.

Cognitive Monkey Metformin Server

aging, aging intervention, aging process, brain aging, brain health, cognition preservation, Cognitive, cognitive decline, cognitive health, diabetes drug, Longevity, medical breakthrough, medication, metformin, MONKEY, monkeys, neuroprotection, research, scientific discovery, Server, study, tissue decline delay, tissue preservation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where yo brain be aging slower than a turtle on metformin! we got monkeys poppin’ pills and stayin’ sharp while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like bosses. come get yo daily dose of metformin and preserve yo cognition while delayin’ the decline of yo tissues. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and crazy adventures, so what you waitin’ for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Monkey Sign Trip Craft

Altered States of Consciousness, Animal Behavior, animal testing, cognitive abilities, Communication, Craft, Curiosity, drug effects, ethical considerations, experiments, Hallucinations, language acquisition, mental health, MONKEY, natural psychedelics, primate intelligence, psychedelic effects, research, scientific exploration, sign, speak sign language, train monkeys, trip, Trips

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Animals Bred:	96
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE TRAINED MONKEYS SPEAKING SIGN LANGUAGE AND TRIPPING ON PSYCHEDELICS! YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE CRAZY ADVENTURES YOU’LL HAVE WITH OUR PRIMATES FRIENDS. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, BATTLE CREEPERS, AND EXPLORE A WHOLE NEW WORLD WITH OUR PSYCHEDELIC MONKEYS BY YOUR SIDE. DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE, JOIN NOW!

Minecraft SMP: Nijicaust Distraction – Don’t Let It Distract You from the Fact That I’m a Creeper Magnet

Attention, buzzworthy, creeper, Distract, distraction, don’t forget, dont, fact, important, internet, magnet, Minecraft, MONKEY, News, Nijicaust, ongoing, Pekora, reminder, Shocking.., smp, social media, trending, UNBELIEVABLE, viral

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Secret Passages Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Pekora buying a monkey? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to embrace the madness. We’ve got more drama than a hololive collab and more pranks than a Kson on the loose.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base while dodging TNT traps set by your fellow players. Or maybe you’re more into exploring the vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that have been turned into clowns for some reason.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken will come crashing down on your carefully crafted castle or when a group of players dressed as penguins will start a dance party in the middle of a raid.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and question your sanity all in one Minecraft session, come join us on this wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos tolerance.

MonkeyChynaCraft Server

999, Chyna, Generate, gorillion, list, long tail, MONKEY, MonkeyChynaCraft, Server, Stronk, tags, Threads, up to 20, What Happened

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Ores Mined:	6518
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	6783
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and become part of the epic saga of the 999 gorillion monkey chyna stronk threads. Legend has it that these threads were so powerful, they could summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. But one day, a rogue player accidentally unleashed chaos upon the server, causing the threads to disappear into the void.

But fear not, brave adventurer! By joining our server, you have the chance to uncover the mystery of the monkey chyna stronk threads and restore balance to the Minecraft universe. Plus, we have custom mini-games like “Pig Jousting” and “Chicken Racing” that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows, you might even become the next monkey chyna stronk champion.

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – We Love Monke Games Here

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, Community, Competition, Enjoy, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, games, Gaming, love, Minecraft, monke, MonkeMania, MONKEY, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, smp, Social, strategy, virtual

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5861

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is all about embracing your inner monke! We have banana-themed builds, monkey skin competitions, and even a secret underground jungle base where we plot our next primate takeover.

Join us if you want to swing from tree to tree like Tarzan, build giant banana statues, and engage in epic banana wars against rival factions. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Monkey King himself makes appearances on our server to challenge players to banana-eating contests.

So, if you’re ready to go bananas in Minecraft and embrace your wild side, come join us on this crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and monkey around!

MoxVirusMadness

Areas, changing, Democratic Republic of Congo, Equipment, expected, Experts, Faster, funding, global health, Healthcare, lack, MoxVirusMadness, mpox strain, new strain, outbreak, research, scientists, spread, studying, track, Virus

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah, i want something more EXCITING? well, guess what, this server is like, the craziest thing u will ever experience in ur life.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. but not just any zombie apocalypse, these zombies are like, super fast and smart. u gotta build ur base, gather supplies, and fight off the undead horde.

oh, and did i mention there are also mutant creatures roaming around? like, giant spiders that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into a million tiny creepers. it’s INSANE.

but wait, there’s more. there are also secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps. u gotta be super sneaky and smart to navigate through them.

so, if u want a minecraft server that will keep u on the edge of ur seat and make u question ur sanity, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PixelPop: GenePool Extinction

Biodiversity, conservation biology, conservation strategies, data analysis, demographic information, ecological genetics, Endangered species, evolutionary biology, Extinction, extinction risks, genepool, genetic diversity, genetic variation, natural populations, PixelPop, population dynamics, population genetics, population size, research methods, species conservation, species management, species survival., University of Helsinki

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers.

we got like, genetic diversity data and demographic information comin outta our ears, man. u wanna know bout extinction risks of natural populations? we got u covered, fam.

join dis server and u gonna be like, whoa, dis is da best decision i ever made in my whole life. u gonna be buildin epic castles and fightin dragons like a boss.

so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s conquer dis minecraft world together!

Sukuna’s Magic Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, card game, collectible card game, cursed object, cursed spirit, dark magic, Demon, FANTASY, If Sukuna was a magic card, jujutsu kaisen, Magic, magic card, Manga, Minecraft, Powers, Realm, Server, Shaman, shikigami, Sorcerer, sukuna, SUKUNAS, Supernatural, TCG, yuji itadori

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7653	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Runes Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen was a magic card in Minecraft… well, on our server, he is! Join us and battle it out with Sukuna himself, who will try to steal your diamonds and challenge you to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly without wings!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills and patience. Just be warned, falling into the lava pit will send you straight to the Nether where you’ll have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even run into Sukuna himself and challenge him to a dance-off… or a duel to the death.

ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Brazilian wax, customer service, Disrespect, employment, intimate waxing, ladies, loyalty, new waxer, personal grooming, Petty, Restaurant, salon, Server, service industry, Sour Taste, stiffed, StiffedCraft, tip percentage, Tipping, wax, wax lady, waxing, WIBTAH

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Blowjob, Commission, Cum, Daphne, deep throat, Discord, email, Erotica, explicit, fanfiction, gagging, hentai, Lesbian, Minecraft, oral sex, payment, saliva, Server, SlobberCraft, throat fuck, velma, Velma and Daphne

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9443
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).