Monitoring MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EpiCraft: Seizure Prophets

prediction models, data analysis, ADVANCE, Medical research, Seizure

so, like, u know how u always gotta be on the lookout for those sneaky epilepsy seizures? well, fear no more cuz on our server, we got researchers who can predict them up to 24 hours in advance! join us and never worry about having a surprise seizure while mining for diamonds again! plus, our community is so lit, we have parties in the nether every night and the creepers are our DJs. come join the fun and let’s build a world where epilepsy seizures are a thing of the past!

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ObsessiveCraft – Neural OCD Biomarker

brain stimulation, Deep Brain Stimulation, brain disorders, brain activity, Monitoring

so, like, u know how sometimes u just gotta mine and craft and build stuff in minecraft, right? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more! we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

but wait, there’s more! we also have this super cool feature where we can predict if u have OCD just by how u play the game! it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if u do have OCD, we can monitor u and make sure u’re getting the best treatment possible. it’s like having your own personal therapist, but in minecraft!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun and exciting, but also has cutting-edge technology to help with mental health, then u gotta join us! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

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OpioidBlockParty

Fluorescence, Biosensors, research, medical technology, Visualization

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biosensors that light up like a rave party when you find those precious opioids in the game! watch as your brain lights up like a christmas tree as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s a wild ride of colors and excitement that will have you hooked for hours on end. don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience, join now for the ultimate high in minecraft gaming!

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YT Drama Minecraft Server

family dynamics, STEPDAUGHTER, inappropriate videos, overstepping, #youtube

Are you tired of your stepdaughter watching creepy Barbie videos on YouTube? Join our Minecraft server where the only inappropriate thing you’ll see is a creeper blowing up your house! Our server is so safe, even grandma will approve (unless she’s a creeper in disguise). Don’t let the MIL drama get you down, come join the fun and build a world where the only squirting and creaming happening is with buckets of milk and cake batter. Trust us, this server is a lot safer than letting your stepdaughter watch those weird videos. Let’s block those inappropriate videos together and build a world where the only thing getting deleted is blocks to make room for your epic creations. Join now and let’s game on, no overstepping allowed (unless it’s overstepping to build a giant statue of yourself, then go for it)!

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MapCraft: Secret Ops – G7 Response

secret operations, Surveillance, Chinese diaspora, intimidation, Monitoring

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even the Canadian government is talking about it? well, this server is so epic that even China is trying to spy on us! they got secret police operations and stations set up to try and intimidate us, but we just keep building and mining like nothing can stop us! Ottawa is all like “we gotta tell the G-7 about this server” but we just laugh and keep playing. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about! plus, we got free diamonds for new players! #minecraftdrama #spyonthis

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ToxicGasWatchMC

researchers, detector, air quality, toxic substances, toxic gases

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a detector for toxic farts! no more stinky surprises while mining for diamonds, we got your back! plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers trying to ruin your fun. join now for a chance to ride a flying pig and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

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MineCam: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Ultimate, app, old phones, free, Safety

Are you tired of boring old security cameras that just sit there and do nothing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most advanced security cam system in the world! Just place your old android phones around your base and watch as they come to life, keeping an eye on all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in. Plus, they double as dashcams for when you’re driving your minecart around the server. And if that’s not enough, they can even be used as ring cams to catch any pesky Endermen trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and never worry about security again! (Webm may or may not be related, we’re not sure what it is either)

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BlockSeaDroneWars

reconnaissance, provocations, Monitoring, Defense, BlockSeaDroneWars

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have drones flying over the black sea causing chaos and mayhem! become a part of the kremlin and prepare for the ultimate showdown with the US drones. build your own secret base under the sea and unleash your inner spy skills. who will come out on top in this epic battle of the drones?! join now and find out!

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NoRestForSAHH Minecraft Server

Job, stay at home husband, Help, second job, Resentment

Are you tired of coming home to a lazy husband who just sleeps all day and plays video games while you work your butt off? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures where you can escape the real world and live in a world where your husband actually does something productive.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and tasks that will make you forget all about your lazy partner at home. Build your dream house, conquer epic quests, and show your husband what it really means to put in some effort. Who needs a lazy spouse when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe your husband will even get inspired to start helping out around the house after seeing how much fun you’re having without him. It’s time to take charge of your own happiness and leave the lazy bums behind!

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BalloonWarfareKOR

DETECTED, FLARE, BalloonWarfareKOR, provocation, Surveillance

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not as bomb as those 350 waste balloons detected from North Korea, but pretty close. tensions are totally flaring, just like the lava in our nether realm. join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a war with your friends. who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords, amirite? come on, join us and let’s see who can build the most epic base before the next balloon attack. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

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