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  • RedditCraft: AITAH Son & Phone

    RedditCraft: AITAH Son & Phone
    Looking for a Minecraft server where your kids won’t learn inappropriate things like “jorkin my peanuts”? Look no further! Our server is so family-friendly, even the creepers say please and thank you before exploding!

    Join us and avoid awkward family trips where your son starts spouting Reddit memes in front of grandpa. Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wears a helmet for protection!

    Don’t let your ex-wife’s questionable parenting choices ruin your son’s innocence. Come join our server where “boys will be boys” is replaced with “boys will be building epic castles and battling zombies!”

    Forget the lawyers and the family drama, come hang out with us and let your kid enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be played – without any peanuts being jorked, we promise!

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  • DroneCraft: Russia vs Romania

    DroneCraft: Russia vs Romania
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got russian drones flyin around in Romania, like wut?? u can build ur own drone army to take them down or just chill and watch the chaos. also, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. join now before the drones take over the whole server, bro!

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  • StalkerCraft Minecraft Server

    StalkerCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of just building boring old houses and farms in Minecraft? Do you crave drama and excitement in your virtual world? Then boy, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server and unleash your inner stalker as you track your best friend’s every move in the game. Want to know what they’re building next or where they’re mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the wildest adventures of your blocky life!

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  • Mom’s Euro Adventure

    Mom’s Euro Adventure
    Are you tired of constantly monitoring your one-year-old on vacation? Want to focus on yourself and have a blast without worrying about nap schedules and feeding times? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your only worry is building the coolest structures!

    We understand the struggle of trying to plan a trip with family members who just don’t get it. That’s why our server is the perfect getaway for some quality “me time.” No more arguments about who gets to visit family in Europe or missing out on once-in-a-lifetime experiences.

    Come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is deciding what block to use next. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make new friends who understand the importance of solo adventures. Say goodbye to fights about vacation plans and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise!

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  • EpiCraft: Seizure Prophets

    EpiCraft: Seizure Prophets
    so, like, u know how u always gotta be on the lookout for those sneaky epilepsy seizures? well, fear no more cuz on our server, we got researchers who can predict them up to 24 hours in advance! join us and never worry about having a surprise seizure while mining for diamonds again! plus, our community is so lit, we have parties in the nether every night and the creepers are our DJs. come join the fun and let’s build a world where epilepsy seizures are a thing of the past!

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  • ObsessiveCraft – Neural OCD Biomarker

    ObsessiveCraft – Neural OCD Biomarker
    so, like, u know how sometimes u just gotta mine and craft and build stuff in minecraft, right? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more! we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

    but wait, there’s more! we also have this super cool feature where we can predict if u have OCD just by how u play the game! it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if u do have OCD, we can monitor u and make sure u’re getting the best treatment possible. it’s like having your own personal therapist, but in minecraft!

    so, if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun and exciting, but also has cutting-edge technology to help with mental health, then u gotta join us! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • OpioidBlockParty

    OpioidBlockParty
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have biosensors that light up like a rave party when you find those precious opioids in the game! watch as your brain lights up like a christmas tree as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s a wild ride of colors and excitement that will have you hooked for hours on end. don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience, join now for the ultimate high in minecraft gaming!

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  • YT Drama Minecraft Server

    YT Drama Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your stepdaughter watching creepy Barbie videos on YouTube? Join our Minecraft server where the only inappropriate thing you’ll see is a creeper blowing up your house! Our server is so safe, even grandma will approve (unless she’s a creeper in disguise). Don’t let the MIL drama get you down, come join the fun and build a world where the only squirting and creaming happening is with buckets of milk and cake batter. Trust us, this server is a lot safer than letting your stepdaughter watch those weird videos. Let’s block those inappropriate videos together and build a world where the only thing getting deleted is blocks to make room for your epic creations. Join now and let’s game on, no overstepping allowed (unless it’s overstepping to build a giant statue of yourself, then go for it)!

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  • MapCraft: Secret Ops – G7 Response

    MapCraft: Secret Ops – G7 Response
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even the Canadian government is talking about it? well, this server is so epic that even China is trying to spy on us! they got secret police operations and stations set up to try and intimidate us, but we just keep building and mining like nothing can stop us! Ottawa is all like “we gotta tell the G-7 about this server” but we just laugh and keep playing. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about! plus, we got free diamonds for new players! #minecraftdrama #spyonthis

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  • ToxicGasWatchMC

    ToxicGasWatchMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a detector for toxic farts! no more stinky surprises while mining for diamonds, we got your back! plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers trying to ruin your fun. join now for a chance to ride a flying pig and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

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