But beware, the llamas are not your average farm animals. They have been genetically modified to possess superhuman intelligence and are rumored to be plotting world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama-led regime?
Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind the llama conspiracy and become a part of the most bizarre Minecraft community out there. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…and they know everything.
once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of persistent coughers who roamed the land. but these were not just any coughers, oh no. these coughers coughed like metronomes, keeping everyone in perfect rhythm.
scientists were baffled by this phenomenon and decided to study these coughers. they discovered that the key to capturing cough variability and trends in healthcare was to monitor them continuously. but little did they know, the coughers had a secret.
they were actually minecraft players who had stumbled upon a magical server where their coughs were transformed into powerful weapons. with each cough, they could summon lightning bolts and rain fire upon their enemies.
now, we invite you to join our server and harness the power of the coughers. become a master of cough-fu and dominate the land with your epic coughing skills. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let the coughing begin!
We’re a mature, relaxed group of people looking to expand our player base. After having played together on a vanilla SMP and a modded server we are now a few months into our second vanilla world.
The server is Hermitcraft inspired, which means we welcome people to build nice bases and farms and open a shop in our shopping district. There are no shop plugins, it’s a diamond based economy. We have a few shops up already but there are plenty of opportunities for new endeavors. We also welcome everyone to think of and build games in a gaming district that has yet to be developed.
For a lot of us, Minecraft is a nice way to relax and wind down from the hassles of everyday life. That’s why we look for mature, likeminded people to join us. We’ve found that adults require less monitoring and that is exactly what we don’t enjoy doing. As long as you treat others like you’d like to be treated, pretty much anything goes. We have a 21+ age requirement because of that. A short voice chat interview is required before whitelisting.
Come check us out on discord, read our rules and ask for the interview if you think we’d be a good fit for you!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the age requirement to join? | Players must be 21 years or older to join. |
| Is there a shop economy on the server? | Yes, the server uses a diamond based economy with no shop plugins. |
| Are there any server rules? | Yes, players are expected to treat others with respect and follow community guidelines outlined in the rules. |
| How can I join the server? | Players must first join the Discord server and undergo a short voice chat interview before being whitelisted. |
Join us and avoid awkward family trips where your son starts spouting Reddit memes in front of grandpa. Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wears a helmet for protection!
Don’t let your ex-wife’s questionable parenting choices ruin your son’s innocence. Come join our server where “boys will be boys” is replaced with “boys will be building epic castles and battling zombies!”
Forget the lawyers and the family drama, come hang out with us and let your kid enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be played – without any peanuts being jorked, we promise!
Join our server and unleash your inner stalker as you track your best friend’s every move in the game. Want to know what they’re building next or where they’re mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the wildest adventures of your blocky life!
We understand the struggle of trying to plan a trip with family members who just don’t get it. That’s why our server is the perfect getaway for some quality “me time.” No more arguments about who gets to visit family in Europe or missing out on once-in-a-lifetime experiences.
Come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is deciding what block to use next. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make new friends who understand the importance of solo adventures. Say goodbye to fights about vacation plans and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise!
Join us and experience the thrill of planning and manifesting your own demise, just like we do on a daily basis. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that Bryan Danielson was once allegedly raped by a gay black man on our server. Now that’s some crazy Minecraft drama you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see just how wild things can get in the world of Minecraft!