Join us and become a PhaseGod, a legendary being with the power to control time and space in the game. Imagine being able to pause the game whenever you need to take a bathroom break or fast forward through those pesky nighttime mobs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in epic arenas filled with lava, TNT, and flying pigs. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
And let’s not forget about our exclusive in-game events. From giant chicken races to treasure hunts with explosive surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the PhaseGods community. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!
But beware, the llamas are not your average farm animals. They have been genetically modified to possess superhuman intelligence and are rumored to be plotting world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama-led regime?
Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind the llama conspiracy and become a part of the most bizarre Minecraft community out there. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…and they know everything.
once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of persistent coughers who roamed the land. but these were not just any coughers, oh no. these coughers coughed like metronomes, keeping everyone in perfect rhythm.
scientists were baffled by this phenomenon and decided to study these coughers. they discovered that the key to capturing cough variability and trends in healthcare was to monitor them continuously. but little did they know, the coughers had a secret.
they were actually minecraft players who had stumbled upon a magical server where their coughs were transformed into powerful weapons. with each cough, they could summon lightning bolts and rain fire upon their enemies.
now, we invite you to join our server and harness the power of the coughers. become a master of cough-fu and dominate the land with your epic coughing skills. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let the coughing begin!
We’re a mature, relaxed group of people looking to expand our player base. After having played together on a vanilla SMP and a modded server we are now a few months into our second vanilla world.
The server is Hermitcraft inspired, which means we welcome people to build nice bases and farms and open a shop in our shopping district. There are no shop plugins, it’s a diamond based economy. We have a few shops up already but there are plenty of opportunities for new endeavors. We also welcome everyone to think of and build games in a gaming district that has yet to be developed.
For a lot of us, Minecraft is a nice way to relax and wind down from the hassles of everyday life. That’s why we look for mature, likeminded people to join us. We’ve found that adults require less monitoring and that is exactly what we don’t enjoy doing. As long as you treat others like you’d like to be treated, pretty much anything goes. We have a 21+ age requirement because of that. A short voice chat interview is required before whitelisting.
Come check us out on discord, read our rules and ask for the interview if you think we’d be a good fit for you!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the age requirement to join? | Players must be 21 years or older to join. |
| Is there a shop economy on the server? | Yes, the server uses a diamond based economy with no shop plugins. |
| Are there any server rules? | Yes, players are expected to treat others with respect and follow community guidelines outlined in the rules. |
| How can I join the server? | Players must first join the Discord server and undergo a short voice chat interview before being whitelisted. |
Join us and avoid awkward family trips where your son starts spouting Reddit memes in front of grandpa. Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wears a helmet for protection!
Don’t let your ex-wife’s questionable parenting choices ruin your son’s innocence. Come join our server where “boys will be boys” is replaced with “boys will be building epic castles and battling zombies!”
Forget the lawyers and the family drama, come hang out with us and let your kid enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be played – without any peanuts being jorked, we promise!
we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even flying pigs! who needs missiles and drones when u can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? kyiv may be in turmoil, but in our server, the only thing u need to worry about is creepers blowing up ur house!
so come join us and leave the real world behind. u won’t regret it…unless u forget to build a shelter before nightfall. then u might regret it a little bit.
WE’VE GOT BRAIN CELLS THAT AGE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CREEPER! AND GUESS WHAT? IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN CELL KINGDOM AND RULE OVER THE ALZHEIMER’S CELLS LIKE A BOSS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BRAIN CELLS GONE WILD IN MINECRAFT? LET’S GET LIT, Y’ALL!
But that’s not all, our thread topics are out of this world. How about sharing stories about your attempts to let mom know you’re attracted to her? It’s like a soap opera meets a Minecraft server, you won’t find this kind of drama anywhere else.
So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make even the most seasoned Minecraft players blush. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new appreciation for your dear old mom.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.
So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that can make you look like a pixelated supermodel in no time. Just one sip and you’ll be turning heads faster than a speeding minecart!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your husband’s wandering eyes – because in our world, the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you’ve mined!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks just because you can.
Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to dance-offs instead of fighting. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJ’s!
So say goodbye to the ordinary and hello to the extraordinary on our server. Who needs ol’ reliable when you can have insane adventures and endless laughs with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
From the U20 World Championships to the Paris Paraolympics, we’ve got it all. And let’s not forget about the Diamond League Rome, where players compete in epic battles to see who can mine the most diamonds in a limited time!
But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Finnkampen event, where players must race against each other to see who can build the tallest tower in record time. And don’t miss out on the ISTAF Berlin meeting, where players must navigate a maze filled with mobs and traps to reach the finish line.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest meetings and events you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even walk away with some epic loot and bragging rights to boot.
Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about entitled teenagers mooching off of you. Instead, you can build your dream castle, fight off zombies, and explore endless possibilities with your fellow gamers.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled high school graduate who refuses to get a job. Will you be brave enough to face her and show her the true meaning of responsibility? Only one way to find out – join our server today!
