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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8375 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 2373 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 109 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about walking your boss’s smelly dog again. Instead, you can roam freely in our virtual world, where the only gas you’ll encounter is from the occasional Creeper explosion.
Our server is so awesome, even the president’s spouse will bring their pets to you for safekeeping. Who needs real HR when you have a community of players ready to support you in your quest for virtual greatness?
So come on, leave the stench of reality behind and join our server where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and surviving against the mobs. And hey, if you ever need a break, just log off – no emotional reactions from the boss’s spouse here!